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  1. Monkeys Fist
    He’s only 42- wants to lay off the sauce, he looks about 60.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Suck it up, nippers.
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    They don’t have to- if you take the average weekly wage of a PL player as £50,000, if they see out that contract for just 5 years, they’ve made £13 million. And that’s just average players. Insane.
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    No one tell him
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    You’ll very likely enjoy the Shardlake then, he’s not Fat Henry’s biggest fan.
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    I’ve read Pompeii- I really enjoyed it, but then I do nerd out on historical novels. If you haven’t read them already, I’d recommend the Shardlake series by CJ Sansom. They’re set in England during the reign of Henry VIII, and the titular character, Matthew Shardlake, is a lawyer hired to investigate shenanigans and chicanery amongst the various swine in Henry’s London. Very much like Harris and Cornwell.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    That’s a fantastic, depressing, and terrifying article. The scenario ( towards the end), where they could have three legitimate claimants to the presidency is mental. Also, bonus points for using the word “pettifoggery”.…
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    Do you know Cleopatra?
  10. Monkeys Fist
    So’s this.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Since this thread is all about comebacks…
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Direct quite from BBC website; “Sean Dyche is wearing an excellent coat but he's really not a happy man at all. He's exasperated down there. Exasperated and soaked through. Wetter than an otter's pocket.” Do you think they realise they’ve just called him a cunt?
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    Have you got a beard, by any chance?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    That’s @Noelie front row, far right.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    It’s with his accountant.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    @Kid Dynamite, I can only speak for the North Cornwall coast, but from Padstow up to Hartland Quay is a beautiful bit of coast. I’ve no-idea if it’s as overrun as the south coast in summer, but it probably is.
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    Doesn’t even compare to the West Highlands mate. Although it’s a beautiful area, it’s hugely overrun by tourists in summer. As mentioned, if you can decipher the mumbling that the locals use to communicate, you’ll realise they fucking despise you and want you to fuck off ( I spent six months there in my youth working near Tintagel and Boscastle).
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Their ultimate plan is just to get everyone wearing cool ninja masks.
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    It’d be a right fucker if the plane crashed
  20. Monkeys Fist
    And football
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Extra weiiiiiirrrrrd when they could’ve just paid some hookers to drown him with their piss- without killing 1million+ as collateral damage.
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    That’s breath taking ignorance.
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    Pence has the Lord on his side.
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