Monkeys Fist

I blame Rayvin for everything and I’ve still got Nzogbia most nights. Damn your eyes, Rayvin, damn your eyes!

We’re used to that

Keep up lads

Nurse! He’s ran out of tablets again!

There’s a big tower block ablaze in South Korea.

Someone at the BBC isn’t fond of Gareth or Giggs...

I might get it for me and Fist Jnr. to continue our father/son “ You’re shiite! “ sessions. We recently got Rocket League, which is fun, but I reckon I’ll paste him at Tony Hawks edit: just realised it’s a remaster of 1 & 2… Jnr doesn’t stand a chance

Jawohl.

It gets much better.

Did you play the originals- how does it compare? I loved them but also found them infuriating.

Aye, bollocks to her and her Luftballons

But did you destroy her ring?

Did you stand in front of a mirror and say “ Fish” three times?

I think one of your mates has hacked your account.

Imminenenenentenetently!

“ …Ordered not to have any social contact with anyone outside their household in any setting,” But get to fucking work where you’ll be in contact with potentially hundreds, because we’ve had enough of being socialists.

Do they test their new stuff on you?

FYP.

If indyref2 happens, and you’re still living up there, don’t accept any invites from anyone for trips to Glencoe for a while.

Woah- hold yer feckin horses there, Hamish. Are you a secret Porridge?

It was a Ukipper’s dream - close the borders, impose an authoritarian state, show the world how it’s done. It would meant someone taking responsibility for it though. Fucking shambles

We could make it a whole lot easier by cancelling the whole Brexit fiasco.

We’re an island. Of all the countries in Europe, we should have been the one to be able to keep the virus out/eradicate it quickly from our population, by imposing strict measures. If we weren’t run by a balding weasel from Durham, we could have.

I know- ‘the fuck did he do, guys?