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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Whereas Eric Prydz…
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    This is killking me.
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    Check mate, marra.
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    She’s not very funny either. Used to be a psych nurse though…
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    Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas The manager threw them out saying, ” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”.
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    Fair enough that mind, a copper with “cunt” tatted across his forehead wouldn’t be a good look ( as well as being utterly superfluous). They let this lad in though, but only as a door for the Traffic Cops.
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    This flirting between Dougle and Fish is almost as sweet as that time Rosemary West killed her kids.
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    You know when something is on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite place it? Ever since these two delightful ladies became notorious, I’ve known that the one on the right reminded me of someone/thing, but I could never think who. It’s just dropped.
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    It’s mental isn’t it? A few years back when my laddie was in cubs, they asked for parents who could assist on a day-long bike ride they were planning. I volunteered and they asked us all to do an enhanced CRB check. ( At no point were any of us going to be alone with a child, we were in groups of 1 Scout leader , 2 parents, and 6-7 kids.) WTF kind of checks did the Met run, if any?
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    Ah’m shewa ivery Preemya Leaygue club will be in for Jobe for at leayst £45million, once wi sayuh tharits what The Model sez ees worth, marra.
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    I was mugged by 6 dwarfs last night. Not Happy.
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    Giddup
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    Top notch.
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    That’s a shame- seemed like a decent bloke.
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    Shame he’s not dead, though.
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    This kind of pedantry is like hot soup on a cold day for my soul.
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    Hexham closing its M&S https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czk501mzr72o Try not voting for the Tories you cattle botherers.
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    Away to Man City then.
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    Dazzlered YP
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    Dont be shy, pet.
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    No idea mate. ( Here’s that new avatar you asked me for, btw )
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    Much. Giggedy.
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    5-0 Longstaff running 50yds to score all seven. Hall hat trick in Extra Time.
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