Monkeys Fist

So, when you drop your bait, the stink usually dissipates fairly quickly, but if you had a gut cough in one of these, would you have a permastink in your bubble until you got out? We need answers.

The Flaming Lips held a small concert with people in their bubbles…

I’ve always liked her and there’s two more reasons to now.

Just a quick note to @Renton, these terrible puns from Gloomy are 100% more entertaining than Keswick fucking Pencil Museum.

Rejoice! Rejoice! He is resurrected! He is risen!

FYP

I asked David Blunkett what he thought of the place and he said he couldn’t see the point.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/13/covid-mugger-back-boris-johnson-wrestling-second-wave-?fbclid=IwAR3QZ5hr-UtWfKMFcP240yyZ_1XGnKhQZgUiAc--2CUXHuZxm2voHvSkcrI Marina Hyde giving Johnson both barrels

The Chronic’s mobile site is as shoddy as the writing on it, mind

They were remarkably similar to Quavers, but without the cheesy dust.

Speaking of Vesta, these crispy noodles they did in the 1970s where the highlight of the month when I was a nipper. Usually served with a bowl of Ma Fist’s fried rice, with highly nutritious cubes of Pek chopped pork

Aye, it’s the name for the Lands of the North. It’s also unique in the Welsh language as its 9 letters long and contains 3 vowels- which they consider to be 3 too many.

Mariah Carey beat her to it in the 90s with her secret grunge album.

Slightly off-topic. 10 internet points if you know who this is.…

Let’s not mince words here- it’s not been “wasted”, the vast majority of it has been blatantly handed to their friends and associates. Given their utter incompetence, I think the contracts that have been exposed so far are just the tip of the iceberg.

Fair play to Holloway, but if he thinks this government are the ones to “stamp out selfishness” he’s had his head up his arse for the last few years.

Tiers of a Clown. edit; the opening verse is very apt. “Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now, honey, that's quite a different subject”

With the fur and name, reminds me of this …

That’d do it, I suppose.

A fitting eulogy

Wow. Why is Arizona way out in front for so long?

I was 100% sure they were Swedish or Norwegian, looked them up and was given a mini lercal history lesson Canny.

“ Lager soup or Bitter soup?”