Monkeys Fist
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The Czech’s in the post.
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I’d book a night in Galashiels if I was you mate. Sounds ropey as fuck, your workplace.
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Just whacked Geogaddi on whilst I’m cooking tonight’s Feast of Fist.
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Tommy Robinson took the pics 😉
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Tight?
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Not unless he was standing up.
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That sounds entirely in keeping with the massive fraudster.
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… no idea what you’re getting at, HMHM.
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Geniune question, but I’ll take the fnarr points.
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Do you just put them in dry, or brush them with a bit oil first?
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Aye, just added it. Any others of theirs you’d particularly recommend?
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So, reading between the lines, do you have to butter yourself to squeeze through the hatch? #DoubleDave
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The Westetn Brown Areola disappeared in Britain after the Anglo Saxon invasion, along with the Lesser Perky Marsh Nip. Tragic.
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I’ll look that up- I’ve got two of theirs on my list, Music Has The Right To Children and Tomorrow’s Harvest. I used to play them in the car when I driving back from shitholes like Leeds, haven’t listened to them in a while.
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Also, Americaca.
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As it happens @Dr Gloom, my back garden has become a bit of a haven for the local tit population. Great Tits, Coal Tits and Blue Tits , and spuggies. All happily nibbling my nuts. ( Finbarr aside, it’s all true ).
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Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em.
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Not a soup fan, then…
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If anyone is looking for a book to read, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(novel)
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“ Meet the Fockers”
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You there, with the beard and roller skates, yes you! Fetch me my shifter and podger please, and put them down there by the Unistrut.
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What kind of weight are you talking about? Could you get it out with a mobile engine hoist or a Genie lift?
