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It’s because the infection rate is Dublin. I thangew.
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My lad asked if chickens like music… “ Yes son, they like Classical music” ” Really Dad, who’s their favourite composer?” ” Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach”
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I rang the tinnitus helpline last night but they were no help, they didn’t even answer- it just kept ringing.
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Life left him at least 30 years ago, the zombie looking fucker.
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Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
There’s no need to feel down. -
I went out this afternoon for a couple of beers with a mate- we went to the Free Trade, where you had to wait to be seated by a staff member, who to took contact details, and then it was table service. They’d made changes inside the bar, mainly to do with the toilet arrangements, ( only 1 person in the bogs at a time), and I felt 100% that they did everything possible to negate the risk of catching/ spreading the Lurgy. Because we were sat outside, we left after it became Baltic, and went to Brinkburn taproom. No sign- in, no measures other than “wear a mask when you go for a piss”, all indoors. We didn’t stay.
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Ritson and his Dad/trainer live about 300 yards from my previous house. Nice family.
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Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Man? -
Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I don’t really get why the Torygraph continue with him- he obviously hates us, so let him write about his beloved Leyton Orient and give the NE job to someone who wants it. -
Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Manure’s 12th man is in our dugout too. -
Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
“ Can we play them every week…” ( I hope ). -
Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
This week or last week? -
Brucie lucky donkeys v the dirty, cheating Mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
What week time is kick off? -
Carl- “ Look pet, there’s a furry blowjob stool on sale at Aldi!” Mrs. Carl- “ Oh, nice,I’m just about to go to Aldi’s now “ Carl - “ “ Later… Mrs. Carl- “ Hi pet, I’m home. I got you something!” Carl- * pants off, sexy time! Mrs. Carl - “ Look, some beetroot crisps!” Carl-
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And from the same household…
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Thanks @VaaniM, where should I send my bank details? -
Everything has a point
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That was Venom- South Shields’ finest purveyors of Black Metal. edit; found it. Tbf, it sounds like a pack of cunts acting the cunt to a cunt.
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Apt that our two wankers-in-chief are called Johnson and Cummings then.
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This is the kind of negative karma that blocks my chakras with unhappy Chi. Luckily, I have a Himalayan Pink Salt crystal rammed deep in my fundament, and it’s holistically cleansing my prana energy centres of toxins. Where’s my Pinot Grigio?
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She should’ve been charged with manslaughter, the fucking dumb twat. Mind, that was probably the best outcome for the kid- imagine being brought up by a fruit-loop like that. ( please say she hasn’t got any other kids?).