Monkeys Fist

What do expect when all we have to look forward to is a stream of average (canne)loni signings?

Also needs a good bench in case one of the players picks up a gnocchi.

I hope this bloke turns up, for the sake of his family and the future of X-Men films. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54724368

To be fair to Lukey Boy, he’s probably just dashed that tweet off so he doesn’t burn the chicken he’s got in the oven… and wine.

I was chatting with the guys from Fish’s footy vlog and we all reckon Bruce should try playing with a Trequatrostagioni ( no mushrooms).

Couple of things strike me about that- how utterly dismissive he is about the 3rd class passengers, and how haunted he looks right at the end when talking about his nightmares.

It’s fucking batty, and we know how that ends. What time did you say this was on iPlayer HMHM?

Check their reply

It wouldn’t surprise me if it was roadkill. “ New Flavours- Compacted Luxury Badger and Premium Thinned Hedgehog”

FYP

Ghost of Tsushima is mint- if you enjoy the Assassins Creed games, it’s those but in feudal Japan. For a game that’s based around slaughtering the fuck out of the Mongol invaders, it’s a remarkably calming and serene experience. Looks great too- here’s some pics what I did tooken.

Drive like a buzzed-up Chav, crash in to cunts, score goals, shit talk opponents. Sorted 😉

How did you get my gamer tag?

There’s definitely dried protein in there.

I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. “Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”.

Fuck off.

Just in case anyone gets desperate and feels like watching The Haunting of Bly Manor, before you do, click here, buy it, and put your balls through it. It’ll be way more enjoyable.

Fake Trump- no nappy on.

He’ll still score more than Joelinton.

Aye, aye, but you do realise I’ve spent today an hour out of synch because you didn’t tell us all to put out clocks back. I trust you feel suitably shite about it.

It’s kind of ironic that the unelected house, which people ( myself included) have been trying to abolish for years, turns out to be the voice of reason in these fucked up times.