Monkeys Fist

We share an occasional joint- what of it?

I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day.

Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently?

Back of the queue there Bumpkin Bollocks.

Just 6 months until you move then 👍

Is there any other kind of Salma Hayek?

If they did it with Shitlist “slebrittys” I’d donate to keep the thing on air.

I reckon we’re 10 years, at the most, from an actual version of The Running Man.

He’s Belgian- they’ll go straight down the chute to the basement dungeon.

Why do they need a golf slave/butler to carry their bats and tell them which one to hit the ball with?

Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is )

Fair point.

How sure are we that @Alex’s surname isn’t Bruce?

I’m sure Neil Lennon would agree

He needed twenty to steady his drinking arm first.

Bowyer is out, Wise is in.

You can’t sport in a pair of Farah’s and a pink jumper.

How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there.

I’m sorry, did I spoil your walk? Golf is as much a sport as knitting

They fucking would if they thought they could make a profit out of it.

I wouldn’t park a shite in Pennywell, never mind a car.

On all fours, in to his own bed- aye.

Big Bill was a top ranked snookerist in the 1980s, who sank prodigious amounts of lager during matches. “Werbeniuk was noted for the copious amounts of alcohol he consumed before and during matches – at least six pints before a match and then one pint for each frame. In total, he drank between 40 and 50 pints of lager per day.[1][3] Doctors advised Werbeniuk to drink alcohol to counteract a familial benign essential tremor.[4] Later in his career he also took propranolol, a beta blocker, to cope with the effects of his alcohol consumption on his heart.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Werbeniuk Sport my arse- snooker, even pro-snooker, isn’t a sport, it’s a pub game. Edit; You can add Darts and Golf as non-sports.

Come on, it’s snooker Bill Werbenuik ring any bells?