Monkeys Fist

Le Gosh!

Days Gone free on PS+. It’s like an open world Last of Us, without the annoying fucking kid

Authentic 17thC Hi-Viz too. 👍

It’s the Old English way of spelling it- Modern English shortens it to cunt.

Say what you like but Epimenides had a nice family.

Since we’re on about gardens, I recently installed the Sinead O’Connor endorsed “Fuck the Pope Bird Table” in the back yard. Seems to work, so far I’ve seen seven owls and fifteen jays.

Here, let me help

The bloke on the right just said to his buddies ” We could use him as a condom”

Is he a Cretan or a liar, or both?

Apparently he’d been ill for some time. Dodgy genes.…

As someone said in that videos comments, that’s the best performance ever seen in a Scotland shirt.

I don’t know why I’m debating with Riff Raff like you- you’re off your Rocker.

What about FlingThing?

At least it wasn’t Back Door Bitches vol III 1980

AC/DC’ best album, Powerage, was released today in 1978. So, here’s the best song on it. ( all other opinions are welcome, but wrong).

Shocking wasn’t it.

Really sorry mate, I forgot to take it out of the recorder and the Mrs. taped over it with episode 605,000 of Come Dine With Me.

Imagine being be of the “lucky” 10,000 and finding yourself sat next to UM

Nick Kamen, the lad who got his boxers out and sold millions of 501s ( and boxers). 59 Kamen went, more like,etc.

What do you call an Indian hooker? Balsdeep ( I’ll get me coat).

@Ken @Ken @Ken Bring it on

I’ll piss myself if it’s Deano.

Probably aye. Fit as a fucking lop, mad as a bucket of frogs.