Monkeys Fist

If the takeover doesn’t happen, the chances of which are slimmer than Lena Zavaroni, I’d put good money on Pulis being our next bloke to pull us out of the Championship after Bruce inevitably relegates us. ( On a side note, I delivered goods and comestibles to Emil Krafththfth today- big lad, likes his broccoli. His Mrs has gone “in the bank”, too ).

Between the ears, too..… Can we just settle on dead from the neck up?

Mackems- permanently in tier 3.

So @AlbertSmith50, how long have you worked on the BT online promotion team?

When I worked abroad on the activity camps we’d have a “Christmas” piss-up on July 25th-Summer Christmas. No idea where it started but it was a big tradition. The kitchen tent used to do Christmas dinner, there’d be secret Santa, and a tree.

Quiff smashing Andrew’s windows whilst Quiff’s ex’s ex is smashing her back doors in. The circle of life

I’m so glad I’m bald and can’t make terrible decisions about hairstyles.

If, as it appears, she felt strongly about veganism and the environment, it’s no great mystery that she gave up touring with Pink Floyd.

That was Louise Court, former editor of Cosmopolitan.

Doesn’t matter if you’re atheist, Christian, Jewish, whatever- if the “opponent” shouts “God is Great! “ before, during and after their acts, then you are fighting a religious war.

Al Quaeda would like a quick word.

Velly smart.

Buckiesaurus.

I watched a Marvin Gaye documentary on Sky instead of this, which, incidentally, had more shots on target.

This. Duh!

Was she also the first trans performer? Those are builder’s arms.

Is that the same set as Mr. Trololo?

RBP- Resting Bitch Personality

Or open her mouth…much.

Badonk.

I like this new game.

Kudos down at the shelter- gets the best bunk and first pick of the winter coats.

Nissan preparing to fuck off out of it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54986195 @Christmas Tree , as a confirmed Labour voter, this’ll boil your piss, won’t it?