Monkeys Fist

His hands look normal-sized on that table. Massive heed, but.

I’m going to watch a bag of frozen peas defrost.

Got to make use of the Union flag while they still can 😉

Ehlers Danlos syndrome, I’m guessing. Or Superhero.

Either your dentist had tiny hands or…

67 years ago, the first summiteers of Everest, Sir Edmund Hilary and… Sherpa Diegozing

Ewerk goes to the dentist…

I just thank God I’m an atheist.

Condolences lads, sorry I can’t help you with advice. If it’s any consolation, I doubt Half Mancock or his advisors could help you either, and they made the rules.

8 out of Diego.

They can’t fucking help themselves, can they?

Massive Lads Fan, apparently, they’ll be devastated down the road.

“Tinted pedo specs” They’re not wrong, mind.

Fair point- we’d need someone more persuasive than Penfold to convince him to take a drop in wages and quality of squad

This is a bit weird. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/55056643 Former French “Chaser d’Oeufs” Christophe Dominici has died at 48, after witnesses saw him fall from a disused building he’d climbed. Wtf?

Just saying…

@TheGingerQuiff, don’t read this mate, it’s soon.

Get crooning, Gloomster. It’s as certain as shite stinking.

Whilst Schnorbs has a clear weight advantage, Shep is remarkably fast on his hind legs, and just the right amount of crazy. I’d go for the underdog here, Jeff.

It’s pedantry like this that keeps me coming back here.

43rd Clause… “ Should fowle humours from the Eastern barbarians befall this Lande, none shall be strycken to be confyn’d within their hovels, neither king, merchant nor barber-surgeon” * * and my arse is purple velvet.

Tbf, you’d have to be really unlucky to have a Swedish partner who wasn’t very good looking.

What are the odds she voted Leave?

I’m surprised the Six-Fingered Specials haven’t claimed him as a MLF.

I might go to Chester and shoot a Welshman through with a crossbow… on a Sunday…after midnight.