Monkeys Fist

Probably the most influential but least famous British musician of the 60s- his band members list alone is like a who’s who of greats, and his influence on British blues bands arguably led to Cream, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, etc. He’s one of the few who actually deserve the Legend title.

My neighbour and uncle have both just had it- it’s definitely doing the rounds again up here.

Technically, 90% of it will be about southerners.

Went to a sex show in Amsterdam and this lass with three vaginas came on. To cut a long story short- she got fucked left , right and centre.

Aye, but it’s in Blyth.

What Dave’s?

If only you held similar views about all our former employees, eh Ibby?

It’s very similar and shares the same meaning as glaikit, which our sweaty northern brethren use. Outside of there and the North East, I don’t think you’ll hear it used or comprehended.

What do you call an Irish woman throwing her rent book on the fire? Bernadette. I’m sorry. I Can’t Help Myself. RIP Duke.

Typically vanilla story from the boy Southgate’s porn midget. Do it right I can’t be the only one wondering if these porn midget tales and the return of Wacky Jnr are related?

Caused by over-enthusiastic consumption of black pudding?

I’ve heard that the entire squads’ Mrs have all gradually come down with a particularly rare ( outside of Yorkshire) STD. Any comment @wykikitoon?

How do we think the Trumpinator would have handled this, given his extraordinary statesmanship?

Fyp

Any Bill Paxton references?

把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！ 把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！ 把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！ 把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！ 把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！ 把一只大黑狗给你，霍比特人的脸！

Dunno but he’s a smooth operator …

“ Txapeldun! Beste Bat!”

The old west stand on Barrack Road? This was a few years before the huge “Newcastle United FC” lettering which I remember so vividly from my youth. That appeared in 1971

Sky has always been infected.

She’s so thick she’s forgotten where her tits are.

After a final kiss 💋 Is he being cremated or are they going to plant him?