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Monkeys Fist

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  1. That sounds entirely in keeping with the massive fraudster.
  2. … no idea what you’re getting at, HMHM.
  3. Geniune question, but I’ll take the fnarr points.
  4. Do you just put them in dry, or brush them with a bit oil first?
  5. Aye, just added it. Any others of theirs you’d particularly recommend?
  6. So, reading between the lines, do you have to butter yourself to squeeze through the hatch? #DoubleDave
  7. The Westetn Brown Areola disappeared in Britain after the Anglo Saxon invasion, along with the Lesser Perky Marsh Nip. Tragic.
  8. I’ll look that up- I’ve got two of theirs on my list, Music Has The Right To Children and Tomorrow’s Harvest. I used to play them in the car when I driving back from shitholes like Leeds, haven’t listened to them in a while.
  9. As it happens @Dr Gloom, my back garden has become a bit of a haven for the local tit population. Great Tits, Coal Tits and Blue Tits , and spuggies. All happily nibbling my nuts. ( Finbarr aside, it’s all true ).
  10. Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em.
  11. Not a soup fan, then…
  12. If anyone is looking for a book to read, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(novel)
  13. You there, with the beard and roller skates, yes you! Fetch me my shifter and podger please, and put them down there by the Unistrut.
  14. What kind of weight are you talking about? Could you get it out with a mobile engine hoist or a Genie lift?
  15. For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.
  16. The Four Seasons Landscaping Press Conference just keeps on giving… … the first bloke Guiliani called up as a “witness” is a convicted sex offender. https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2020/11/09/man-featured-at-giuliani-press-conference-is-a-sex-offender-1335241 In good company, though.
  17. The place is a hive of activity mate
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