Monkeys Fist
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I resent this. I’m not random.
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He was probably too busy rattling your lass to fight.
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I’m strictly a “spit and polish” type of chap, although thebrokendoll might fancy that.
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Anonymity, COVID safe, and mobile gusset-sniffing. Marvellous
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Just put a paper bag in your head and you’re good to go.
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Funnily enough I’ve just had a notification that I need to self-isolate. ( Don’t worry @ewerk, I have a long-established, rigorous warm-up regime so my wrists will not shatter).
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Too late.
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They let him spread his rancid shit, unchecked, for over three years before this half-hearted “disputed” crap. They’re definitely complicit.
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Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about? Because that’s never the answer mate.
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He moved to Wichita and became a lineman for the county. You should ask him.
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Who’s he?
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That’s the Egyptian one, isn’t it? Not as big as Odyssey, but still a huge map. Decent game, like, took me months to complete it.
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You’re a good man- helping the homeless at this time of year is to be applauded.
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Newcastle have declared first in the last two General Elections, and the Brexshit vote. 😉
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Is it an English tapas bar?
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Oof, vicious Mrs. F. has an extremely annoying habit of leaving the plug from her hair straighteners on the floor, points up usually. You’d think she’d be more careful after I stood on one a few years back, which went deep enough to tickle the bones. In my distress, I may have accidentally bounced the fucking things off the wall, which broke them somewhat, and they were apparently decent ones- GBH or something I had a fucking temporary vagina on the sole of my foot for a week or so until it healed up.
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He’s trying to poisson our minds with this.
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He decided to not acknowledge at least two of his kids… I suppose that’s a start?
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Cummings and goings. Gone.
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This reply gave me fucking hives.
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I had a lovely day at the Great Yorkshire Show- it’s brilliant for kids , too.
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Tit Wars!
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We’re about to see the re-emergence of Gandaft the White… Shaved, in a White Wolf Jerky dressing gown, necking pints of Rich Energy and White Lightning.
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No wonder you’re tired @The Fish , this, and breastfeeding.…
