Monkeys Fist

Nice touch him and Bruno lifting it together

Fuck this trucking shite- I I’m away on the piss

8 minutes COME ON!!!!

I’m welling up here. My Mam was at the 74 final and she would have absolutely loved this. She hated the Dippers

I’ve hit the baby wipes early

I was just behind you! Was that you in the home kit?

Attacking our end this half. omens…😂

You on dial up?

Need another shite now

Dare I say it yet?

Anyone had shite in the last 5 minutes?

Was that the dulcet times of Sir Les?

Just in fucking case?

There are many, many reasons I hope we win, but one of them is to hear that Scouse cunt Carragher drowning in his own, copious spit.

Well, that’s me set up for the match, and the aftermath. And yes, I will be in the nip.

Get yourself down to Thurrock.

Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh.

Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us.

Neave on the bench again. 17yr old striker. Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up.

Again with the puns, Gemmzi

Speaking of- Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!) which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK.

No idea mate, never heard of him.

Sitting in my cab at Thurrock services, waiting for the Scania lad to come and fix a small problem ( due in 5 minutes), then off for a quick 3s’s and a bite to eat. Then; Match, celebrate, one-off the wrist, sleep, home.

That’s what you get for drinking locally- they’ll all be on RTG getting angry about imaginary shit.

Have a word with Gloomy, has the opposite problem.