Monkeys Fist

If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck, it’s a duck.

Until about 9:00am this morning, there was a stack of window frames about 5ft high in position 1 of the builder’s cabin. As I was putting loose garden things in the garage, a nice big gust moved them via route 2, to within a foot or two of my car. A quick “How!! You need to fucking shift these!!” in my deepest voice possible got a young labourer over the wall and shifting everything to position 3 in about 3 minutes flat. Rear windscreen had a lucky escape.

Aye, but he’s gone about it like a right wanker.

Fyp for age-appropriateness. ( HMHM style, obvs) Edit; That is the test card lass, now in her sixties. I didn’t just add some random boiler. Shit photoshopping is nothing without standards.

Giddup!

Three came in through the kitchen door and the rest got blown through the windows. He’s fine, sure.

Are these the same lads that made that bridge that fell down in the ‘Murican Reich? Hope so

Are you wearing the Wungar, Wung, Wong or Wunga shirt? And why is Bon Scott wearing a suit made of Sofas?

They’ve got to run out of hotels at some point.

I’m starting my shift Friday night. Should be a fun one

See my post above this.

It’s amazing what a bit of racism can achieve.

In an already uncertain world, there’s at least one thing we can 100% rely on. Obama, Bush, Clinton and Biden are all in the Ex-President’s WhatsApp group and none of them will invite Donny.

One thing which I think will be funny, will be watching him getting increasingly annoyed as the rest of the world carries on calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico. I reckon that’s an angry nappy change for him whenever he hears it.

As soon as he started making noises out of his facearse, I did the same. He makes my skin crawl.

Is that him on the right???

As Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou once said, “ If you’re gonna do it, Do it right”

The singing soldiers barging every fucker out the way This is fucking unbelievable mind.

Alice who? Asking for a friend.…

He’s definitely demanded a bumpkin from her at some point, like

She sent Lee Van Cleef in her place

The Eternal, Insufferable Dilemma- Two hands, One cock.