Monkeys Fist

A classic.

Extended YEYP

She was ill for their 2023 Glastonbury gig so Sandi Toksvig hoyed a black wig on and stood-in.

Depending on what kind of UK break you’re after Ayatollah, Dumfries and Galloway is really nice, 2hrs in the car, and has some really nice accommodations if you hunt about, if you’re after a get-away-from-it-all break. If you’re after a more city based thing, Bristol is really nice, albeit a bit of a fuck-on to get to. I’d agree with the lads above, North Wales is great, relatively easy drive to get there, and plenty to do.

Tbf to the lad on the right, at least he’s facing the right way. Im not surprised James Dean died in a traffic accident if that’s how he thought you ride a motorcycle.

“ Couldn’t find any daals anywhere- used lentils instead “

Looks like a winner.

GTA6 map leaked.

Cheers for the recipes lads, they’re all pretty amazing looking so I’ll try them out over the next few weeks/months. Particularly the mind blowing concept of putting garlic butter… … on bread????

Neither can I - it’s a day or two after. 😉

Didn’t have corned beef or pastry, used mince and dumpling mix instead.

Right lads- bit of forward planning here. Day after Boxing Day I’ll be having 15-20 friends and family over for a feed and drinks. We’ll have omnivores, vegetarians, vegans, pescatarians… a proper mix up. I’m looking at doing 3-4 hot dishes that I can prepare in advance ( show doesn’t kick off until 3-4pm) that will keep everyone happy. ( there’ll also be a little cold buffet but I’m sorted in that front … however, any absolute certs you have here are always welcome- @Meenzer’s chili/soy/garlic/honey cocktail sausages are now a staple in any birthday/BBQ buffet events). I don’t mind splashing out a bit on unusual/exotic ingredients, but this is not a necessity- cheap and cheerful is also good, as long as it tastes nice. Cuisines- there’s predominantly English folk coming , a couple of Sri Lankans, a couple of Septics and possibly some Ukrainian. ( you can see why I’m asking for ideas- ). That being said, I’m quite happy to knock something out which is not from any of the above’s culinary history. Method- I can cover pretty much any cooking style other than sous-vide. Slow cooked, stove top, deep fried, whatever. For serving, I’ve got a couple of slow cookers and a rice cooker which can serve as hot food servers, also a couple of insulated serving bowls, and also a few large tagines and deep serving bowls that can be warmed in the oven. Fire away folks, I’ll probably try anything that tickles my tastebuds over the next month or two so I’m not going in dry on the day. 👍 Recipes welcome, but also “ a handful of this, chuck some of that in” styles will do.

Just pat him on the head and tell him you’d love to chat about your respective teams, but, you’ve never heard of most of his lot Onion and the shit Bellingham. By the time he’s realised you’ve insulted him, you’ll be far enough away to avoid any flash burns from the fewm.

I do love a bit of tradition So, 5-0. Double hat trick from the Brothers Ameobi Nee potential banana skin?

The flooding of the pitch and Pearson delivering a pitch-side report the day before… cause and effect, right there, the slavering gimp.

Alreet man! Stop carping on about it.

I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi.

Kuntsberg rattling the monkey cages again over a non-story. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg03g4gxlyo Can she do us a compare/contrast piece about all the gifts and donations* her Tory pals received over the last 14 years, vs. Labour? * of course, that’ll have to include the billions of pounds handed out in dodgy Covid contracts. The sooner this cunt is kicked to the kerb, the better.

Whilst we’re on, this fucking weasel can join the crew getting fucked.

For our friends in the Antipodes looking for the kick off times… ¡slɐıuoloɔ pǝʞɔnɟ ʇǝ⅁

Fucks sake man Bruno

VAR? Great start to 2nd half if it stands.

I think there’s a very strong case that first one was too. Fully agree with this too