Monkeys Fist

Aye, poor little bugger, hope they recover soon. I can’t imagine what it must be like to hear that about your baby.

John le Carre, 89. Another I thought was dead long ago.

Nice. Are they her MkII efforts? I’m sure her first ones were more deformed.

Had a chuckle at this article on Beeb, County Durham dart-blowing star's memorabilia 'should go on display' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-55257640 One swift YouTube search later… Champion.

Still not as funny as @catmag’s Cookie Monster cakes. ( if anyone can be arsed to search for the pics of them, I’d be thankin’ ye ).

He was a funny guy.

It’s how they get in the mood for doing their sister/wife/kids.

Are you saying he was a “friend” of Cheryl Cole, Will I Am and Tough Guy Mick?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55290883 Some cunt burgled his home during his funeral. I wouldn’t want to be them when they’re caught.

And lose all the perks we had as a founding member, not to mention any sliver of respect we may have had. It’s a plan who’s genius is in it’s simplicity.

With Brexit looming, it’s imperative that we keep our whites the whitest, so we’re using Persil.

Aye, but it’s good that, as a Millwall NTO, he’s comfortable talking openly about his sexuality and fetishes, as seen below. ( If you’re unfamiliar with docking, here’s a clue…)

BBC couldn’t even be arsed to update the score on their full-time report.

Wrong Pong Pooey

Aye, it’s fucking mint- they’re rallying round a tramp fantasist with a history of dodgy fuckwittery, whilst writing off a bonafide billionaire interest in their shitty club because their last “messiahs”, who are now evil incarnate, would still hold a minority of shares.

I remember the Cod Wars with Iceland in the 70s- shittest war ever.

Baht she wuz wan of us, you Norvern Mahnkey.

He’s definitely on something.

Not as terrified as her cats when they read this, though.

2020

Never Tried Oranges? Not Totally Out? Nonce Training Organiser? There’s an imaginary group of Millwall arseholes in the moving picture show Green Street known as The NTO, but no real-life hardman would name themselves after a pretend group of luvvies, would they?

“ Eeh, our well-spoken Johnny, what time do you call this? Where’ve you been son?” ” Out smashing pussy Mam”

Fair point, You need to take up Shedding. It’s a whole new world.