Monkeys Fist

Got a letter from my daughter’s high school yesterday, which included this… So, Johnson wants them to do their own testing, but doesn’t seem keen on helping them execute it- what a shock Whilst NHS staff have rightly been applauded for their Herculean efforts during this whole shitshow, I think the schools have also done an amazing job. Within a week of it all kicking off, with no help at all from govt, they transferred their entire operations online and have since then carried on with, at times, drastically reduced staffing. Hats off 👍

Are you this dull in real life, or is it just an act?

I’m sure that’s not the first time this phrase has been used in relation to it, either.

Quite impressive that, even though most of his face is covered, you can still detect the embarrassment of the poor charva in the pic.

Nah, there’s a couple of lads opened a microbrewery in sunderland and called it Vaux. They’ve got the same logo etc, are selling merchandise, but they’re nowt to do with the old Vaux. As I said, I could open a corner shop and call it Debenhams, which is what they’ve done. edit; they have two beers on their site, neither of which are available. They should partner with Gandaft. https://www.vaux.beer/collections/beers?sort_by=title-ascending

Because he’s absolutely tapped.

Aye, that’s like me opening a corner shop and calling it Debenhams.

Mrs. Fist works for a large Mackem housing association, named after a Penguin. The staff all received a Christmas hamper instead of the usual night out, which was supposedly filled with things that celebrate sunderland’s heritage. Here’s what was in it; Ringtons Teabags Ringtons Biscuits Ringtons Coffee Sweets from Beamish Museum Sweety shop A bottle of Prosecco A pen And this So, Ringtons was started in Heaton, Newcastle, by a Geordie and a Yorkshireman. Beamish is in Durham, created by another Yorkshireman. Prosecco isn’t made on the sun-drenched terraces of Southwick, last time I checked. The pen is from China The only thing actually from sunderland is the pint pot with the name of a brewery on it that closed 20 years ago. FTM.

That’s beyond shameful. Absolutely boils my piss that fucking idiots like CT walk around with their heads up their arses, keeping these cunts in power. And it’s only going to get worse…

Can someone get @TheGingerQuiff to drop off some Kamagra at Benton, for our wilting Mannschaft? ( I put as much effort in to this as Bruce does with his work in progress).

Well, they do now.

Followed by a 20 year old ad for a shit curry house.

First film I remember seeing was at Shields Rd. Apollo when I was about 7, my aunt took a whole gaggle of us cousins to see this… … fuck knows why I remember seeing Star Wars at the Odeon on Pilgrim St. when it came out in 1977 and the queue was round New Bridge St. as far as the old BBC studios.

Typical of the Magedia to get the grandson of a MLF member of the Magedia to claim he’s a Mag, and then have the Mag’s own Magedia confirm the Magedia member was a member of the Magedia, and a Mag. FTM

Took me a minute

That’s a bold statement.

Wraith- “ I wonder if they know I’ve shit me pants”.

Chewspacca

@Ayatollah Hermione, did your crate of piss ever turn up?

Didn’t something similar happen with No Man’s Sky- massive hype pre-release, turned out shite then got fixed later and built up a decent following? It’s a shame, as CDPR won a lot of goodwill with Witcher 3, but could blow that all away if they handle this badly.

Gerard Houllier, mort like.