Monkeys Fist

Sure this bloke inspired many of them.

Take your rabbit food and shove it up your silk gland.

BRAAIIIINNNNS!

He’s not anymore.

I had to go B&Q yesterday for a new seat for the Thunderbox. It’s a soft-release one. I shit thee not.

Tommy Docherty, 92. ( Yet another I thought had shuffled ages ago).

#fuckingmental

He’s in the hallowed halls of the Shit Beard Club of Great Britain. That’s the other member stood next to him.

@Ken Happy New Year… she’s not coming back.

but also 🤮

Parmesan Coco Pops? Sounds like a special at Fish’s English Tapas Shack.

McGoogled that for you.

It’s even worse when they do your nose first…

Posted this elsewhere, but you might like it

Seems like the perfect time for Poopie Monster Cakes MKII- cheer them all up

Cookie Monstered your post.

Tenuous, but I’ll take it.

Been a PlayStation user all the way, but that might come to a halt soon … KFC launches game console with built-in chicken warmer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55433318

Squeaky bum time for Brucey- Tony Pulis: Sheffield Wednesday sack manager after 10 matches in charge https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55471175

Have your efforts since fared any better on the Bristol Scale? How’s it going anyway, Sugarteats, you must have had an absolute belter of a year? I don’t think you’d need too much straining to squeeze those out, like.

The Zuckerberg effect.

Yes. Assuming Hippo Heed fucks up with West Brom (by trying to sell players at a car boot sale or whatever dodgy shite he can come up with), I’d not be hugely shocked to see the Cabbage scuttle back to the Championship, and the Midlands. It’d be the ideal job really, as he’ll already have property there from when he fucked over Villa and City, he’ll know the pubs, crisp suppliers etc. and when he fucks up there he can easily find another shite Midlands side to see him to retirement. He can always fall back on his second career as an author… ”In 1999, while manager of Huddersfield, he wrote a trio of novels: Striker!, Sweeper! and Defender!. The books centred on fictional football manager Steve Barnes, based on Bruce, who solved murder mysteries and thwarted terrorists. Bruce later expressed his embarrassment at the books, which have become sought-after collectables.”