Monkeys Fist

Whilst playing “ You’ll Never Walk Alone”?

I’m happy to get Medieval on a few Tories/Leavers in the name of Revolt. Get Johnson and Farage on the Judas Cradle , Rees Mogg can have the Scavengers Daughter

Not so fast, buckaroo! She’s still alive. Tanya Roberts: Bond girl and Charlie's Angel still alive, agent says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55528352 you’re right about the last bit, though

You can teach my lad the difference between a Double Stroke Roll and a Paradiddle? I can’t pay you, but I’ve got 3 followers on MySpace so can offer massive exposure in return

Planning.

He’ll be under no pressure at all. Out of the cups, relatively safe in the league, not expecting any January transfer activity. Ashley’s man doing the job he was brought in to do.

Struggles to form sentences- check Throws tantrums- check Wears nappy- check

Aye, but the massive bellend is as convincing a liar as your average four-year-old.

He can’t even be arsed to point properly.

Aye, like a true scouser he robbed a living for 50+ years singing two songs badly.

Salah- “ Who is this Gerald Pissmaker?” Henderson- “ Shh, just look sad mate, ok?”

Sherlock Homeless?

Oops, I’d best have a beer.

How big are the fucking squirrels in Jockinghamshire???

Given his band’s name, I’ll laugh my cock off if he’s died of a heart attack. edit; “Price said his friend died following an infection in his heart. ” Ha Ha Bonk, as Spike Milligan said.

Doesn’t he realise it’s his decision. the thick fucking drunk?

Anyone more cynical than me might think that the prime motivator in this govt’s decisions on COVID is cost, above everything else. If schools are closed by the govt, they’ll have to pay people to stay off work again, whereas if they let people “rebel” and keep them off, they don’t. Anyone more cynical than me might think they were a bunch of immoral cunts.

Aye, that would fit their M.O. - rather than give the schools and parents time to organise their shit, they’ll leave it until the very last minute, and then issue half-arsed instructions anyway. As KD said earlier, previous governments have been fucking crucified over far less serious fuck-ups than this Old School Ties club.

Isn’t this how @PaddockLad inherited galloping crotch rot from his old man? (also, since we’re talking about gibbering boozehounds, this seems appropriate.)

There’s also the option of not drinking to the point that it fucks you Took me some adjusting but I’m a happy Two Pint Percy now.

The pair of you.

Decent pundit, when he’s not genociding his way round Europe, too.

They’re talking about Fat Ronaldo, as opposed to Definitely Straight Ronaldo here. Presumably before the World Cup Final?