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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    “ Daddy, what’s the difference between a piss enema and a champagne enema?” ” Few hundred quid, son. “
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Ted Cruz btw What a fucking whopper he is. Guaranteed he’ll try to be Trump MKII
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    Watching CNN just now- mental scenes.
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    Funnily enough, I feel like a right spacka wearing them.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    So, anyone of you old bastards know of any good restaurants?
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Especially since Fish reckons the Gypsy Kings would set up their Hornby kits on him. Bamboleo, toot toot.
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    “Established 2010”, still unavailable in shops or online.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Mrs. got me a pair of eS board trainers a while back.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    60 what? 1)Women 2)Men 3)Dogs 4)All of the above
  11. Monkeys Fist
    I’d love to be in my thirties again.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    If she ever wants to get you another pair
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Fair play to Cabbageheed mind, he’s brought him out of his Shell.
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    He’s a bit slick though?
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    Colin Bell: Manchester City legend dies aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55551720 Bell… end.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    That’s a bit crude, tbh.
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    FYP
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    Get your elders to teach you.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    How the fuck are you meant to find time to make sourdoughs and roast carrot salad???
  20. Monkeys Fist
    If you get bored with that… ( I’ll post this in the next game thread too 😑)
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Shame she wasn’t in You Only Live Twice, really.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Whilst playing “ You’ll Never Walk Alone”?
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I’m happy to get Medieval on a few Tories/Leavers in the name of Revolt. Get Johnson and Farage on the Judas Cradle , Rees Mogg can have the Scavengers Daughter
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Not so fast, buckaroo! She’s still alive. Tanya Roberts: Bond girl and Charlie's Angel still alive, agent says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55528352 you’re right about the last bit, though
  25. Monkeys Fist
    You can teach my lad the difference between a Double Stroke Roll and a Paradiddle? I can’t pay you, but I’ve got 3 followers on MySpace so can offer massive exposure in return
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