Monkeys Fist

Let’s face it- there’s only one NUFC scribe with the street smarts to actually win a rap battle.

@Renton How long did it take you to nip down to Cornwall from Splatterdale? Man 'beat seagull to death' on St Ives beach https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-57886909

Everyone there looks like they’ve got a half-face belonging to someone else, except Joe Rogan’s dad on the left.

Hard to tell through.

He could sell another one of his Nazi- plundered paintings?

Is that the same Ben Jacobs that got lamped by a Trump radgie?

Masters at dribbling, tbf.

I wouldn’t mind if he actually did his best, even for that, but he just fucking turns up.

He actually is too… I know, it’s a shocker.

So does your ex

What I said above, but with reduced t-levels.

The gems are always in the replies. Someone asked what she actually does…

Also, can’t be arsed to wait for t00nraider2 to post his usual shite, so here it is in advance.

Never mind the bollocks, why’s he got a seeping minge on his left leg?

Johnson levels of shithousing by the PL. Mind you, if the buyers hold their nerve ( and they do seem fairly determined), this could play well for us in the long run- they’ll be so fucked off with the PL that when they eventually do buy us, it’ll be “ Right, you cunts, we’re having this league in double quick time, and there’s fuck all you can do about it”. Wishful thinking at its most extreme, I know, but the alternative is just Villa levels of beige, for ever.

You can strike me off the list, I was only back home for about 3 weeks in 94 and spent most of it blissed out on psychedelics and dope, cuddling twigs and gibbering.

FYP

I’m surprised you’ve got any energy left

Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍

Renton wakes up and saunters out to the verandah of his favourite lodge for a leisurely breakfast, spots a group of “fucking tourists!” a mile away approaching Renton Towers …

The one with Gary Oldman as Sid? Ive seen it, ages ago, but have no memory of it good or bad. Hope that helps

Just been and got some Almasty and Full Circle cans for this evening’s BBQ chez Fist. oops