Monkeys Fist

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack?

Aye. I’m fucking dead here…

Any excuse to post it.

I mean, I was reading it one-handed so…

Impressed you didn’t make any typos considering you typed this one-handed.

@Nefilim @Nefilim @Nefilim There.

This bit

So… what you’re saying is… … it’s a conspiracy?

He what? Dish dirt please.

His war books are fantastic- haven’t read them in ages but I may have too again. His description of meeting Harry Secombe for the first time is unreal.

Alreet Ibrahim,

No chance. If she rips a cheeky postern blast*, the backdraft suction is vacuum sealing that rock to her badonkadonk like a limpet. Only way that’s coming off is her puckering the nipsy. * copyright James Joyce.

Oh she’s Absolutely covered up since then.

I think ASM and AG10 must be close in the WLC* stats. * Wor Lass’ Chebs.

He’s lower than most people, the fucking midget.

You damned dirty ape!

Wrong Island mate

@Rebekah ?

All things considered, I can’t see anything but a resounding 0-5. 4 from Hendricks, 3 from Gillespie, who’ll pick up his 50th career clean sheet.

Clone army of Gemmills in the background …

Avanti !

Nice, I think it’s on Disney+ over here. I’m currently slicing my way through the Mongol army in Ghost of Tsushima so this is great timing.

CT when he gets home after wünderbar and hits the Ole Joanna

Lewis Hall- “ I’m right here lads!”

Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral.