Monkeys Fist

There’s a Viz advert for everything

Aye, but, small boats. Or something

And everyone thought she was green because she was an alien. Galloping fanny rot, innit?

I knew when I was in Scotland - they all told me.

Only on sundaes

Rear view camera mate.

Drove through here on the way to Cornhole-on-Tweed today. Lots of middle aged blerks in snazzy shirts , out for a stroll with their fine looking nieces.… Couldn’t understand a word, mind.

Did you at least get to call the canteen Sabu & Gunga Din’s Chicken Curry with Rice Parlour?

I like the one where he’s in a seemingly innocuous situation and somehow, something gets misconstrued, leading to him and others shouting over each other. Later, at a lunch with his shouty mates, and maybe some celebrity guest, they shout some more. Eventually he realises he fucked up.

Norm MacDonald was top notch

Ring me later, yeah? Place is full of snakes.

I was sitting on a bench having my bait the other when this old dear came and sat down with her chihuahua. It kept jumping up at my ankles, begging for some tasty morsels, so I turned to the old biddy and said “ Is it ok if I throw your wee dog a bit?” ” Of course, yes” she said. So picked the little rat up and chucked it in to the traffic.

Word to the wise, tick “safe search” if you look up Truss Sounding on google.

What does your business do?

God, I hope CT is dyslexic

I think there are some details missing tbh. DISH THE DIRT! WHO IS THE BUSINESS?

Reminds me of that classic Beach Boys track. “ Help Me Louise”

There a pound signs involved. Wolf Jerky only deals in pennies.

Some familiar faces there

I don’t.

I’m seeing this ending up as a Wolf of Boldon scenario, with CT off his lips on Bongludes, trying to open the door of his taxi with his foot, whilst Big Crypto is siphoning his accounts. Margo Robbie does not get her blart out, though.

I’m trying to convince the little shite that Lezzet is Greek, but he’s digging his heels in on the Greek thing. Stubborn wee feck.

I think he got a message from the scammers and misunderstood “ Show us your ring, or else”