Monkeys Fist

“ When you’ve managed as many games as what I have, you’re bound to have more losses. Is it bacon time yet?”

Apparently, with my micropenis, I’m lucky to give one.

Cavapoo- Fizzy Shite- call him Dai.

My mother has smoked for over 60 years. She’s got a vast experience of different brands of cigarette, can blow smoke rings, and hasn’t died yet.

Q:What time’s kick off? A: 30 seconds after Cabbageheed blames everyone else for another humping.

Wasn’t sure what you meant, so I had to watch it again.

Based on what? I’m not being snarky here, I’d love to see the Fatman gone, but I’ve not heard anything re. takeover lately so I’d love to get pointlessly optimistic again

If only someone could’ve predicted what a clusterfuck this would be back in 2016,17,18,19 & 20. 😑

Pardew- another UM family connection.

Sacking Hughton was my “fuck this” moment. If it hadn’t been clear enough before, their treatment of him, and replacement by Pardew before his chair was cold, made it blindingly obvious to me that they were a bunch of venal cunts who weren’t worth my money.

Three days after Hughton was peddled. As subtle as Gengis Khan choosing a new lass. 😑

What if the mob are harmonising, or just fairly quiet?

Just the tip, then?

Scotsman’d that fae ye. 😉

To answer PL 1) Don’t know 2) Don’t know I nipped up to check on newly vaccinated Ma Fist this afternoon, since it’s my late brother’s birthday today, and to check a 2 day old leak she’d only told me about this morning. The leak wasn’t too bad, dripping slowly from the ceiling/wall joint of her downstairs loo- she’d rang the council who’d booked a call out to fix it this coming Tuesday… …then I thought “ Hang on, the fusebox is on the other side of this wall…” Looked in the utility cupboard to find water tracking down the mains supply to the upstairs, through the fusebox, dripping out of it and tracking down the earth cable. Emergency plumber and sparky turned out within an hour and a half of me calling them, and all fixed and shipshape. Total cost to Ma Fist- £ Fuck All God bless socialism.

They’ve only gone and done it, Jeff! Nepali climbers make history with winter summit of K2 mountain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55684149

He needs safety glasses on- she could have his eye out.

62 according to tinterwebs. Grab a Gran

Cheers Renty Baby! ( the 5 miles question was tongue-in-cheek, btw).

Sorry if this is a daft question, but can someone who’s had the vaccine still be a carrier?

They Want to be Free Married, aren’t they?

Is Jesmond Dene more than 5 miles from Renton Towers??