Monkeys Fist

Also,

It could be worse, we could be living in a world where every owner of the Best Of Mumford & Sons thought a sea-shanty video was something the world needed…

Lads, people have died- can we all stop the arguing for once and just watch the Mindy Project?

The Knight Ryder didn’t win the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of The Year (2014) without knowing how to get an exclusive.

Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment?

Also looks like it’s parked round the back of a Chinese…

He’s developed multiple chins to make the constant criticism easier to bear- Bruce is Natural Selection personified. If he wasn’t so thick-skinned he’d be about 9 stone.

Does it drive a taxi in Boldon?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55788542 ”Former Brexit MP dies in diving accident… near his home in the Bahamas” Ffs, cheeky cunt.

Tell you what Alex, you’re the spitting image of Gazza… 😉

Could’ve done with a cherry tomato on top, tbh.

Is this a new game? Souness and Lippi both have heads.

They did too when you did.

Cheers , but that’s for the whole season, isn’t it? I meant in 2021

Any one be arsed to find out how many shots on target this year? I’d be amazed if it’s double figures.

To be fair, you were spot on.

So, what you’re saying here is that Bruce is doing a great job, and it’s not his fault. 😉

HET, SGHC.

Brucey Bingo Card for tonight/rest of his time here; ”We just have to dust ourselves down” ” We need to roll our sleeves up” ” You don’t need to tell me that wasn’t good enough…” ” We just need that bit of luck” ” Pickled Onion Monster Munch please” ” I’ve been in the game long enough to know…”

We’re going downhill faster than the boarders.

Imagine.…

IPlayer?

Waiter! Bill please!

What are your thoughts on the friendship of Cheryl Cole and Will.I.Am?