Monkeys Fist

The disrespect over these last two pages is getting out of control. I’ve no problem with Newcastle fans criticising our manager… except when they criticise him. I’ve been on this board for over 500 posts criticising managers, so I’m experienced, and I never make excuses, but give him a break- the bloke is being strangled by his own chins. Can we just roll our sleeves up and dust our selves down? Wibble

I couldn’t agree more.

Cheers mate. I’ll give that a look. 👍

He’ll be back in 18-20 years, with good behaviour.

Are Eno’s tits as good as Toyah’s ?

My 13yr old daughter has just come stomping down the stairs and demanded that I “turn that weird stuff off!” Isn't it meant to be the other way round?

Shall I delete this for you?

Remember the last time we sang about them selling a player to another club?… … no, me neither.

Black don’t crack.

Nice one mate, the Apollo stuff and documentary is new to me. Another Green World was pretty much my starting point, and I’ve just realised Deep Blue Day is on the Apollo album. 👍

I’m having a delve in to Eno’s ambient stuff. I’ve no idea why it’s taken me so long to actually do this, pretty much every track of his that I’ve heard, I’ve liked. Right up my alley ( fnarr, etc). Any particular recommendations are welcome.

After a few beers and an Episode of Banzai! I was definitely speaking it.

Eehm n Eerm.

Trying to get builders to do as they’re told is like eating soup with a fork.

By any chance?

Tyson. RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55851522

Proof he’s stuck in 1990s. He thinks people still send letters.

Ffs people, he was going for an eye test.…

Notice how every shitty employer’s response was, “ The safety of employees is our priority…” which translates in plain English to “ We couldn’t give a fuck”.

Just had a humbling moment there. Have a bloke decorating my house at the minute - got chatting to him and turns out he's a pilot on furlough. He's taken up work as a decorator to try and pay his mortgage. He’s not that good at cutting in, but he did a great job on the landing.

Essembee was there on 30th February 1970 when a screaming horde of CWD’s retook the Fulwell and then compared kitten heels.

If only they’d supported the hospitality industry better and loads of hotels hadn’t closed.

What a cunt- he’s not even housebarrassed about it.

I posted one of my favourite shite ( and a bit lacist) jokes somewhere on here the other day. Q: What do you call a Chinese Lass with a food processor on her head? A: