Monkeys Fist

Bless

Someone should ask the sentient sperm himself on Twitter. I predict shenanigans

He went back to Peru.

#lookatmetoo

What a shock- thought he was very funny, him and Bob Mortimer are two of my favourites.

New phrase- “ as thick as Renton’s jizz”.

I’m sure they told us playing Burton was enjoyable?

Hats off to you mate.

I never go near Barrack Road when I’m going like, usually waddle up from Town.

You, not your Mam.

You buy a TV License?

So, you also object if a Teeside factory worker tried to tell media recruitment specialists who to employ, by that rationale?

Is it tiny bowls of English food?

Sorry, I made it up completely, including the bit about lifting it from a song - I just wanted to send Fish on a fruitless trip searching for lyrics. Apologies for dragging you in

The horror… the horror…

Here’s a fellow Tees-sider showing the correct way to fish for bites.

Oliver Hardy?

10 points if you can name the song I lifted it directly from.

Just say No!

FYP

This is the point in the game when we look to the bench and bring on fresh legs in the areas of weakness.

Very sad way to go, too. RIP