Monkeys Fist

Careful lads, we’ve got a live one here.

Please use spoilers as I haven’t seen Contagion yet.

Pics or gtfo

Fucking hell- it’s what viruses do. My medical background consists of trying not to fall asleep on first aid courses and I know that viruses will mutate and variants happen. How the fuck do these imbeciles sleep at night after stealing a living?

I hope you were sitting in front of a Union Jack. ( and if not, why not- do you hate Britain???)

FYP

Hal Holbrook has also pegged it today, aged 95. One of those character actors you keep seeing everywhere- not anymore.

Charnley sneaking in to Bruce’s office tonight and leaving a packet of Aldi Ready Salted on his desk, to send a message.

Get fucked.

£20,000 for a shed. You can buy half of Benwell for that.

I was shedding before it was cool… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55845735

Tis a bit. Slow news days since Trump fucked off.

Someone told him to go piss up a wall, but they’d all been pushed over.

It doesn’t take much, mind

Capt. Sir Tom No Moore like. 100. Hats off.

“ SQUAAAWK! Polly wants a Matzo! Oy vey!”

Have you got the dyslexiaism?

I remember the lad barricading his door and being seemingly genuinely scared Fucked if I can remember his name, but I’m just a newbie so that my excuse.

Cheers man, I’ll give that a peruse later.

Edwards- “ You like that, you fat fuck?” Bruce- “ Don’t talk with your mouth full, bitch” Edwards- “ I’m not”

Mrs. Bruce says her husband also has a “little input”, but he hasn’t seen it in years.

Shittest boy-band ever.

I’ll pay for my cans in Florins and Ha’pennies next time- see how far the nostalgia stretches.