Monkeys Fist

Sherd in Guidepost, hurn.

Ah hord he wiz vary saird, poor blerk.

Baird breath

Also

About fucken time you work shy shithouse.… Only joking!

Needing something gentle and relaxed to ease you in to another hard day’s accounting?

You know that Southampton was founded by a Basque sailor from Bilbao, who brought a load of spare shirts from his club (which was definitely founded by Sunderland, I’ve seen the prewf ! )so I’d expect them to pay some respect to their true founders and only put 3-4 past them.

Having another blast at Ghost of Tsushima, recently finished AC Mirage, I’ll probably revisit Red Dead 2 on the ps5 next as I’ve only done it the once.

Laughable attempt at getting a Pelanty from the mackem. The “head snapped back, back arched, toes pointed” is on page one of Shitty Diving Technique

That’s very rare footage of the , now extinct, Southern Galapagos Five Legged Giant Tortoise. Up to this moment, he was the sole surviving member of the species- was actually trying to bang a sexy looking boulder.

I’ve definitely noticed more Qashqais on the road recently.

He’s nurt wraing

Are we talking about Bruno or BUJ7 here? I do love Bruno and will be gutted if/when he goes, but not as much as Joelinton, simply because I’m a sucker for redemption stories, and they rarely come better than his in football. To go from ridicule to reverence in the space of a season is unreal, and his conduct throughout it all makes it even better. Love the bloke.

I did well last night, I got 5 questions right, before the contestants.

That knee to the head, sparking out the lad in the first few seconds.

Fyp

Meh, I’ve never lost any sleep over Insomnia…

Well, if they came up with the Barcelona of Wearside they most definitely would.

Just watched Only Connect. Coren’s chebs are now creating their own tides.

I would laugh my tits off if they did it. Mrs. F’s sis was married to a lad who was a Blades supporter. Nice enough lad, bit dull, but harmless. When they divorced he turned in to an Uber cunt* of the highest order, even to his own kids, so I’d be texting a to the wanker. * he wanted his kids to get a train to Sheffield on Christmas Eve, then his plan was to put them on a train back home on Boxing Day- didn’t want to drive as he had “things to do” with his new Mrs. Hats off to the kids , who told him to do one.