Monkeys Fist

Someone jog my memory-who is she?

Giddup!

Daft lad in India has no blobs so glues his japsy shut- dies. Fucking hell man, what an obituary he’ll have

At the end when he puts his greasy gloved hand on Arteta’s expensively clad shoulder…

If we play like we did last night, I don’t give a fuck who we get.

and you lads think I'm the weirdo.

Sorry. I’m hembarrassed now.

There was a point near the end where his set piece coach was in line with our 18yd line The 4th official had to go and get him, but no card, nowt. edit; @David Kelly posted about this at top of the page

Unless he’s happy to pay for it?

I once had a lass ask me who Arnie Watson was, as the ground was singing “ Are you watching, sun-derr-land?” Professor of Calculus compared to Keith.

Hope so. Hitler lost and blew his own brains out in a hole in the ground.

You’re applying logic and reason to a mackem.

Indeed. Why would anyone visit Rwanda?

https://twitter.com/magpiemediax/status/1876751956217414011?s=46&t=w4r-LqU0SUcmGlTte5DwxQ

Young Ms. Fist got on a new metro train at Benton this morning on her way to college. Broke down at South Gosforth.

Tbf to Wykiki, if you’re not used to the Geordie accent it can sound like a forrin language… (… wykiki, I’m throwing you a lifeline here mate )

I haven’t got a clue what you’re saying here, blud.

Tbf, that’s probably in case the FIL nips round for a quick shite.

The lad with the mic seems way too calm and reasonable to be an Arsenal fan. His mate though.…

8-0 to Dazzler

Leave one with a note for Arteta, alongside one of these “ Olà Mike! Chill, dude…” with a bottle of Portuguese* piss from Aldi. *yes, I know, that’s the point.

Just finished watching the 2nd half- fuck me that was awesome. Easily the best performance this season. Isak’s movement on and off the ball was unreal- his initial pass out to Murphy for the 2nd was just superb. Gordon was just on the top of his game, I understand totally why he came off, but I was gutted he did because I was enjoying watching him so much. Burn, Livramento, Botman and Dubs were all full Gandalf- “ Ye shall not pass!” Hall, Murphy, Big and Little Joe, every single player that wore that shirt out there today was fucking outstanding. Special mention to Sir Les, who was punditting with Wright, and was equally relentless in giving us the credit we deserve- pointing out the foul on Isak when they questioned his little shove for his goal. Top man Top team Top manager. Arteta? … FEWWWWWWWM!