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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Careful, mind.
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  3. Monkeys Fist
    FYP
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Well, here’s to “Can’t Remember November”then.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    * cans ordered.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    ffs
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Pleasant little video, that.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, from a distance
  9. Monkeys Fist
    You’re just waiting for it to fall in to the Atlantic and wipeout the US, you ghoul.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Nah, just mistook her for Tripitaka.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    My mate reckons he’s half Indian. “ No, Ian, you’re not. “ I’m here all week.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Mrs kicked me out because she’s had enough of me quoting Schwarzenegger incorrectly. Don’t worry… I’ll return.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    They need to fill up 😉
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Normally takes me 5-6 lines, at least, (on top of the booze), but I suppose we all have different tolerances.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Given my post above, I’ll sit this one out.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    I got cleared to work on Sellafield in 2012, so things were already taking a dive back then.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    I’ll give you Penny Smith and raise you a Susanna Reid…
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Ffs, everyone knows it’s a UKIP of moles.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    After this build up it had better be fucking spectacular. *it won’t be.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    FYP
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Gandaft- “ So, what do I get for my £43.57p- a handjob, tittyfuck, or what?” Brass… “ Er, no”
  22. Monkeys Fist
    I like that none of them have realised that Starmer just said we’re all cunts. Man’s smooth. 😉
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Reported.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, sorry to hear this Renton, you’ve had a rough few months.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Oof. My worst nightmare.
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