Monkeys Fist

Mrs. F- “ Where you going?” Me “ To the Research Shed!”

This has just popped up on my facearse feed.

Been saving this… 11.5% imperial stout, see you tomorrow lads.

Next Friday!

I won’t be celebrating until I’ve seen Steve Wraith(actor, author and gangster fellator), signature on the paper.

Aye, the very same. Thats Sunderland, where BAE makes bombs that are sold to Saudi Arabia Ryanair getting in on the bandwagon …

Reading this, and the replies, gave me a right chub-on. 🍅

Nice username.

Fish is doing good work with the paedo’s tbh. Now that we’re the richest club in the fucking world, it’s important that we don’t lose touch with the less fortunate, like Uncal Mick, Little Mick and Basic Mick. With that in mind, I’ve started a Go fund me to buy them a new pair of communal trainers and some teeth.

Pretty sick then?

I’ll take my lead from the PL- this isn’t about human rights, it’s about broadcast rights.

Where’s Messi playing atm?

Canny.

CT’d YP

Let’s hope the first thing they do is open a supporter’s pub… finally.

🍅 🍆 ( everything looks better with a cherry tomato on top).

Leazes Terrace is Grade I listed, so that’s never happening. More likely to build elsewhere.

I’m having roast chicken and a bottle of wine for breakfast.

This is the point where Ashley ups the price.

This reply

Get in line …

Brucey’s underwear I’d imagine.…

Nurse!

Aye. Someone needs to empty the bins on a matchday.