Monkeys Fist

Last week- “ Would you have Bale?” “ If only, eh?” Today- “ Nah, he’s past it…” Gettin!

I can, and it’s fucking mint 6-in-a-row, eh?

As I said way back yesterday morning when we were still a shit club, it’s never been about separation/human rights and always about broadcasting rights as far the PL is concerned.

Ken. He’ll not believe what’s happened, when he runs out of wine.

Word is that he’s after Lineker’s job. Not the MOTD one, the Walkers gig where he’s paid to do what he loves most.

Nice to see that Our Lord and Saviour was out with the lads ( on the right).

We should give them Joelinton just for shits and giggles.

@ZEbbEDY I can see why you’ve kept quiet all these years

I’d die a happy man if we had a Herr Flick as gaffer.

Sheds are where it’s at.

Magedia

What are the odds on Rafa? I doubt he’d break his contract with the Scouse mackems, but stranger things have just happened.

Cans?

I’d say that the timing of all this is precisely because they want to give whoever takes over from Cabbage enough time to avoid the drop. A few months to get the squad back to their proper fitness and drilled, and a few new players in January to start the rebuild.

Was this feeling before or after you were laughing at one of the lads worrying about losing his job? Get to fuck man.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hubris

Where’s the apology, fucknuts?

Shall we ban you now or in January?

Where, exactly, in Jesmond ( which is only 5 minutes from my shed) ?