Monkeys Fist

Any dessert, regardless of ingredients, is known as a fat mess when served in this.

Savage

Bad day for The Fall Guy…

I would, because it’d mean we were in the Championship.

Well fucking hell.

Such a lack of respect. …

Could this be the week Steve Bruce finally gets the hang of football management?

I knew the Cabbage’s little bitch of a son wouldn’t be able to keep his gob shut, so the BBC have let him vent. It’s fucking glorious knowing how far under the skin of Bruce Snr. and Jnr. we are Steve Bruce: Newcastle boss has been the 'fall guy', says son Alex Bruce https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58944889

Who?

At least we have morals to sell.

Unusual for Spurs fans to be giving money away … Reported myself.

I hope they give him a parcel of shite.

If only there was a proper supporters pub

Let’s hope he uses some of it to fix the mould and damp on his multiple rented properties in Manchester, since he’ll have the time to get it done. The fucking cunt.

I’ve been at work today and have waited until I’m back home to read this whilst having a shite, to give it the … nnnnnnnnggghhaaaahhh… dignity he deserves.

Usually a warm weather problem.

If my job had a severance pay-off of 4x my yearly salary, I’d be telling my boss to go fuck his kids, every day.

Just for clarity, they’re offering him £5,600,000 to fuck off, but the fucking skank isn’t having it. They should give him his three years notice, and make him come in every day to sit in an empty office. It’d cost them around £2,500,000 at his weekly rate. He’s employed as Head Coach, so bring in a Manager. Fucking money grabbing cunt.

进入棚子。

How do your brother-in-law’s canine masturbatory proclivities go down with the family, aside from him being a former Mackem manager?

Still would, mind. 😉

Not just likely- its certain. This interview with her seems to indicate that she has it. “One of the reasons Staveley has been so eager for the case to go ahead is her health. She suffers from Huntington’s disease, a degenerative genetic disorder that affects people later in life and for which there is no known cure. Once the disease starts taking effect, brain function slowly declines, culminating in symptoms similar to dementia. Staveley discovered she had inherited the Huntington’s gene from her mother at the age of 37 when she decided to start a family and got tested. She has been told the disease is dormant but could be brought on by anxiety or intense pressure at work. ‘The stress brings on the onset of the disease, and the disease is fatal,’ she says. ‘It was a tough decision for the judge to delay my case and I was in bits when Barclays won a two-year delay in 2017. They want to delay until I give up.’ Staveley suffers from mood swings that affect her family life, and there are long periods where she can’t sleep for more than three hours a night. She says: ‘I have the most incredibly patient and loving husband. I didn’t want to get married when I found out about the disease – but he said he didn’t care, and that we would find the best medical care available.’ Staveley says she has in fact exhibited signs of her Huntington’s disease throughout her life. She believes the disorder made her brilliant with numbers at a young age. ‘It’s actually very useful because I’ve never needed a calculator,’ she says breezily. ‘The Barclays guys were always shocked that I could do complicated financial models in my head. I thought I was just good with numbers – it turns out I was sick.’ She also says the disease means she has no ‘filter’ in social situations and laughs as she admits to embarrassing her husband with off-the-wall comments at parties.“ Obviously I hope, as you, that she’s around to see the fruits of her efforts with us pay off, and more importantly, for her husband and son. But, reading about it, it’s fucking grim. Anyway, how long will the bacon fiend continue to fleece us for a job not done?

Understandable, given they make the best sausage on the planet- Kielbasa. 💣

Sorry to bring a downer, but the chat about time being of the essence reminded me of Polarboy’s comment the other day about The Fragrant Amanda having Huntingdon’s Disease. The usual life expectancy of sufferers is 10-20 years from diagnosis- she was diagnosed with it 8 years ago, so, given her stated aim of winning the Title within 5-10 years, there’s a distinct possibility she may not see it happen. Obviously I hope she does, but it’s a sobering thought. As you were.