Monkeys Fist

Unlikely, but not impossible. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ft.com/content/2d8aee46-e42f-11e9-9743-db5a370481bc

“This is a local shop for local people- don’t touch the things!”

Love that goal. Loved Nobby. All the others are great, but Nobby never looked liked a footballer, he looked more like an archaeology lecturer or something The Martin’s goal is rightly getting praise for the power, but this one also has no right to be as powerful as it is.

Moist.

Because they’re cunts- they have no friends, so will shit on anyone who gets in their way. They have no morals, so will do anything to get their way. They have no shame, so don’t give a fuck about people like us suffering because of them.

My favourite … Only Micky left now.

Triple jabbed today. Went to Mail My Meds at Benton, where Gemmill went. Funnily enough, a cabbie walked in and called “Taxi” and all the female workers got a thousand-yard-stare. Odd.

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught.

That’s not good to hear, presumably the same problem? Hope he makes a recovery, he can’t be in his forties yet?

Yup.

Pompt de pompt de dompt de free. Snappy band name, right there.

* Stevie explodes at home in sunderland

Wining as usual.

Fished YP

L’évêque dit à l’actrice

FPY

Can’t question a win if it didn’t happen.

FYP FYP FYP FYP FYP

“ It could also broaden the scope of the retaliatory measures to include other items, including lobsters, electric motors and orange juice.“ Well, bang goes my plans for microwaved Lobster a L’Orange.

You and HR… sheesh!

Since Steve Bronski died today, this counts as a cover, doesn’t it? ( And it’s arguably better than the original)

What I find the funniest about this whole shitshow is that it will have been, undoubtedly, the shittest party in human history, and it’s possibly going to finish him. Can you imagine how shit the patter must’ve been at this (nonexistent) party?

Hope they’re paying Allen Klein his royalties.…