Monkeys Fist

Gives him time to warm up the vocal chords. Guaranteed his opener is My Way. #freepintsforsingers

Better view of the ground from next door tbh

Been there, done that. This one is when we installed the Olympic banners

Footage has leaked of them preparing for it.

Homophobia has no place on this board. Reported

Losing your job and announcing your sexuality on the same day is quite the feat.

Thank you

Aye, but why haven’t we won the Quadruple yet?

Eh?

10 Crisp vending machines sponsored by the Bruce family for £8 million. If that was offered I’d have his hands off, pardon the phrasing.

“So Wayne, one of our weaknesses is being a bit slack and wide open at the back…l ” Mine too, la”.

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham shouldn’t be able to vote on any issue which is about “brand protection” or “safeguarding the league” etc after they all tried to fuck off out of it in the not-very-fucking-distant-at-all past. Shameless cunts, the lot of them.

Alex Bruce strikes me as the type of bloke who wakes up seething.

bin Salaman should just buy a controlling share in every company that sponsors the other 19 and cancel their deals. For shits and giggles and that.

Also, could’ve just used Ant’s forehead instead of a speech bubble. 😉

That bloke in the corner is like…

Cheeky cu… swine.

Colin will be furious ( well, he would be if he wasn’t dead), to have suffered the same fate as Aldous Huxley and died on the same day as someone way more famous.… … RIP Ronnie Tutt, Elvis’ drummer. Who can forget the cheeky fill after bar 37 of “Are You Lonesome Tonight”, or the textbook brush work on “Old Shep”? Sucks to be you Colin.

FYP 👍

@catmag- so if I go to the next match and have a lie down, are you saying you and your mate will cut my top off and start pumping me? What’s the ticket office number?

Canny interview with Mike Rigg, former Manc Mackem technical director How Newcastle can follow Man City to build a superclub in six steps https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58921000

I was extremely “reasonably amiable” the other day after a few at the Cumberland.

Any dessert, regardless of ingredients, is known as a fat mess when served in this.