Monkeys Fist

Aye, good luck separating the melted plastic remnants of his shorts from the remnants of his arse.

Speaking of absolute weapons, this had just ridden past me. Shorts, clown bike, face guard up on his lid. I hope he crashes.

Fygyp

Please God let that be a wig.

Oh, I don’t know about that mind- she gets an extra digit when he fingerblasts her later.

Speaking of Gandaft’s recycling credentials, here he shows us that his top new product, Wolf Jerky, is, in fact, just Smiths Square Crisps that have been burnt to fuck. Bogging

Nice to see Willy the Tramp is an environmentalist though, as he’s recycled two of his Wolf Jerky team and reused them in Wolf Data Team. ( the guy above left is below right, and above 2nd left is far left below, with added proto-tramp chin garnish in the above)

The bloke next to him looks like he’s getting a whiff of it, too. #ratpiss #standingoutsideshops #heronfoods

Like it rough, do you Renty

That last one could be interpreted two ways, both nasty.

Have you seen my gaff, like?

Pfft, as if live on an estate, Tapas Boy. I wasn’t trying to be funny btw, I just thought it quite a weird little fact that Presuming Ed worked for NUFC later.

Wasn’t sure where to put this, so I’ll bang it in here- Eddie Tagoe, who played Presuming Ed in Withnail and I… … gave up acting in 1995 after parts in various movies like Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Wall, and went back to his original career as a reflexologist for… … NUFC. I guess he thought “It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself "I will never play the Dane."

Labour club’s open, innit? 😉

He’s a bit deaf and thought people said his flag should be half-caste, and he’s not having any of that nonsense now we’re out Yewrope, thankyouverymuch.

Reading this comment straight after the sex-chair thread is doing my brain no good. Essembeeeeeeeeyooowww!

This comment is the GOAT(se).

Also, FYP.

This week on Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World, the teleporting Flag Wankers of Chapel Park.

Fyp

Spotted a proper flag-wanker out in my travels this morning… I can only assume he is too overcome with grief to bother his arse to drop it to half mast, in honour of his recently departed Boss Racist.

Maybe you should, you dull tit.

There’ll be absolute carnage in the Diamond beer garden tomorrow… Crispmageddon.