Monkeys Fist

Just seen this. He looks like an Orc wearing a human mask.

I tried posting my phone but it never arrived.

I love this insult, as it’s perfectly acceptable to say in any company, but shite if you get called it.

I tried posting from my laptop at work the other day but wiped out three pedestrians and a pram.

Just us dole-wallahs

btw, “ Brian Damaged” took me way too long to pick up.

I’m sure I heard it somewhere before…

A mate of mine, years ago, had a Pignose amp, tiny little thing that you could clip on a belt and busk with, but it had the filthiest sound. He might be getting one of them if he gets good enough.

Cheers man, he got a little miniature Marshall with the guitar, that has a socket for headphones ( thank fuck), but if he keeps his interest up that looks like it might fall down the chimney at Christmas 👍

The Victorians ?

So, is it like Pets Hospital Live with a bit of snappy football bantz from the guys?

A classic

Are you already camped at the bar in the Centurion?

The greatest trick the Tories ever pulled was getting everyone to blame the unemployed for the countries ills- the unemployed that the Tories put out of work and stripped of benefits.

Tell me more about meeting in the Centurion at 10am on March 37th 1970.

Think again.

English isn’t Arteta’s first language, so you can forgive him for mistakenly adding the “r” to important.

Funnily enough, I can imagine at least one.

Spank you.

That was a very eco-friendly deal though, considering how many brown paper bags were involved.

From Barcelona, is he?

£5.8. Rising to £5,800,015.25p with appearances

Thank You