Monkeys Fist

I mean, they’re definitely members…

That’s why your ex went elsewhere

No worries mate- baptism of fire Stage 1 passed

FYP. Because it’s absolutely illegal.

Well, you’re welcome here- we love darkies

I find you worrying.

Official World Cup 2022 Jizz Bucket. Sponsored by Kleenex.

It must annoy the piss out of them now that they’re in the Pub League and get the local darts team captain and his mates as match officials.

You mean journalists like Richard Keys, who hoovered up the Qatari cash whilst he was fucking his daughter’s best mate, whilst his wife was being treated for cancer?

Fewming.

Everyone back to Haggerston for pints at Nervous Nellys.

I missed it- I just nipped out to murder some Yemenis and kill a few journalists.

Wonder if he thought that when he was getting his wages from us?

Can I suggest Gallowgate Flags’ next effort is a 50ft rendition of “ Lick Iz!”

Oh noes

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVWEd9gs5NG/?utm_medium=copy_link New fitness coach.

Ok, I’ll humour you. What is Simon Jordan’s connection to the club?

BUSMB1970.

Most of my holidays as a kid were camping opposite Glenridding on Ullswater with my Dad and brother, or staying in a caravan at Amble with them- gas mantle lights sputtering away and being fucking Baltic in the morning edit; pissing myself at Nervous Nelly and his backstory”