Monkeys Fist

Any intelligent thoughts he might accidentally have tend to get stuck in the corners of the the squareheaded cunt’s noggin.

Was there a bloke there covered in bacon shouting, ” WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS?”

Aye, they love their donkeys in Bethlehem.…

He’s just come on man, you absolute whopper!

I think you’re mistaking me for Rayvin. Get fucked

Is that Deadpool?

Mike Deaned YP

I had my flu jab today. I’ve had so many pricks in my arm this past week I’ve renamed it The Government.

Definitely a trafficking ring…

Badge is like… NEWCASTLE B R O W N A L E

Or, the 18 little bitches known as “The Cabal” said they’d withdraw their licences unless they dumped us?

Aye, they had the shirt off me back.

It must be nice having a flutter with no fear of being scalped…

I’ll be sitting in a lovely bit of Bensham, after dropping Fist Jnr. at a Laserquest which is apparently on this street ( or handing him over to a trafficking ring, looks 50/50 tbh).

@PaddockLad If your Brother doesn’t do the entire trip in Captain Chaos gear he’s letting the whole nation down.

Maybe the knuckledraggers were right- some of us clearly are delewded, Marra.

He hasn’t taken his Panama hat off for 10 years.

They’ve already renamed Strawberry Place.

I can see that being the way we go, taking the precedent set by Manchester United, so, noodle sponsor, tractor sponsor, third traffic bollard along from the Strawberry sponsor, etc etc.

How do feel about the facial proportions of Kieron Trippier?

Mental isn’t it? It’s almost as if the “also rans” of the Premier League have forgotten about the Biiiig 6 wanting to fuck them all off and piss off to the European Super League mere months ago. This is no good for anyone except those who are already nuts deep in filthy money.

Is explosive Diarrhoea a new symptom of Omicron?

The referee’s a maverick! The referee’s a maverick !