Monkeys Fist

I’ve got a load of toddler clothing from when my daughter was little, was going to give it to him- quality gear too … … so it’s not to be sniffed at.

How old is your daughter now?

That’s the spirit!

Oof! Is that everyone self isolating then?

I read the article linked- the little fucking cunt whines on about falling out with Shearer, then blames Shearer for us getting relegated. … and wonders why he’s universally despised

FTPO ( fixed the post order) 😉

Thought CT didn’t read? More Tory lies…

He’s quit the “investigation”. What odds on his replacement, Sue Gray, being a party animal too? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59701369

That made me very uncomfortable, and that’s rarer than rocking-horse shit.

Imagine if the game was at SJP and the ref was from Gateshead , and claimed to be a ‘Heed fan. What’s that ? You can’t imagine it? Aye, because it would never be allowed.

Any intelligent thoughts he might accidentally have tend to get stuck in the corners of the the squareheaded cunt’s noggin.

Was there a bloke there covered in bacon shouting, ” WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS?”

Aye, they love their donkeys in Bethlehem.…

He’s just come on man, you absolute whopper!

I think you’re mistaking me for Rayvin. Get fucked

Is that Deadpool?

Mike Deaned YP

I had my flu jab today. I’ve had so many pricks in my arm this past week I’ve renamed it The Government.

Definitely a trafficking ring…

Badge is like… NEWCASTLE B R O W N A L E

Or, the 18 little bitches known as “The Cabal” said they’d withdraw their licences unless they dumped us?

Aye, they had the shirt off me back.

It must be nice having a flutter with no fear of being scalped…

I’ll be sitting in a lovely bit of Bensham, after dropping Fist Jnr. at a Laserquest which is apparently on this street ( or handing him over to a trafficking ring, looks 50/50 tbh).