Jump to content

Monkeys Fist

Moderators
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    52921

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    441

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Monkeys Fist

  1. Monkeys Fist
    I wouldn’t park a shite in Pennywell, never mind a car.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    On all fours, in to his own bed- aye.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Big Bill was a top ranked snookerist in the 1980s, who sank prodigious amounts of lager during matches. “Werbeniuk was noted for the copious amounts of alcohol he consumed before and during matches – at least six pints before a match and then one pint for each frame. In total, he drank between 40 and 50 pints of lager per day.[1][3] Doctors advised Werbeniuk to drink alcohol to counteract a familial benign essential tremor.[4] Later in his career he also took propranolol, a beta blocker, to cope with the effects of his alcohol consumption on his heart.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Werbeniuk Sport my arse- snooker, even pro-snooker, isn’t a sport, it’s a pub game. Edit; You can add Darts and Golf as non-sports.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Come on, it’s snooker Bill Werbenuik ring any bells?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    If Gemmill went Rasta
  6. Monkeys Fist
    I’d say that cuntishness includes violent acts, but lack of violence doesn’t preclude cuntishness. Owen being the prime example. Opposite ends of the spectrum there- Southall- top fucking bloke, in all aspects I’m aware of. Owen - cunt.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    I mean, we’re talking genitalia here- both of which start out as cunts, just one gets more testosterone. Savage is definitely a cunt, on and off the field.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    BERGKAMP IS ON THERE ALREADY! Lol, laters
  9. Monkeys Fist
    He’s mentioned in the other thread, that I wish I’d never started, (but I will not be defeated) If anyone else gives him a shout, he’ll go on the board…maybe…unless I can’t work out how.… or give up… whatever.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Whilst I agree with the sentiment, I’m pretty sure Fat Lad Mike isn’t voting Labour anytime soon. I’ve reconciled myself with the idea that if we must have cunts owning our club, let’s have the worlds biggest, richest cunts.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    I blame the bog trotting terrorist - his fucking “updates” have left me bereft of any shred of a clue of what the fuck I’m doing ( which was tenuous at the best of times). I’m sure he’s infected my pc ( even though I haven’t got one).
  12. Monkeys Fist
    I’m not watching that, but the description is pretty much exactly what I expected. I assume he’ll now be as fucked as the dentist, or whatever he was, that posted pics of himself having shot something a few years ago… oh, no, hang on- he’s the president of the NRA, so he’s golden.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    I see…
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Which one?
  15. Monkeys Fist
    @Meenzer, you tit, never mind laughing, HELP!
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Lee Dixon has two, he’s in. I’m seriously regretting this
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Their most popular source of family meals is a Newcastle company. Appropriately, one with a nonce former director.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    It’s a big list of potentials tbh. Ole Gunnar Cuntface Ronny Johnsen Rio Ferdinand David Beckham Schmeichel Giggs Scholes Thats just the cunts from Newton Heath.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    I’m only allowed 20 choices- he was definitely up for consideration. If he gets another vote, someone will get shifted. ( what the fuck have I done )
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Wayne’s wife does.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    If I knew how to shift all the “cunt” comments from here in to the Cunt Hall of Fame thread I’ve just made, I would. Feels a bit shite hijacking Shearer’s Hall of Fame with a list of cunts If one of the more competent mods or admins could sort my shit out, I’d be grateful, thankee very much yas indeed @Tom @Meenzer @Andrew @Ant
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Is also Gemmill’s stumpy twin, allegedly.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Asda or Tesco? Hats off for keeping the nation fed mate. 👍
  24. Monkeys Fist
    I honestly think you’re giving our cretins too much credit. They’d lap the odious little lickspittle up like a dog eating chips.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    That’s a terrible slur on the poor dunce, and you should, for legal reasons, back up your awful accusations with, at the very least, a link to said pictures. Allegedly.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

  I accept