Monkeys Fist
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Alex Stevie’s is a daft name- sorry.
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Monkeys Fist replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
And skull geometry. -
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Classy…
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We share an occasional joint- what of it?
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I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day.
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Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently?
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Back of the queue there Bumpkin Bollocks.
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Just 6 months until you move then 👍
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Is there any other kind of Salma Hayek?
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If they did it with Shitlist “slebrittys” I’d donate to keep the thing on air.
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I reckon we’re 10 years, at the most, from an actual version of The Running Man.
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He’s Belgian- they’ll go straight down the chute to the basement dungeon.
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Why do they need a golf slave/butler to carry their bats and tell them which one to hit the ball with?
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Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is )
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Monkeys Fist replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fair point. -
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How sure are we that @Alex’s surname isn’t Bruce?
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
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I’m sure Neil Lennon would agree -
He needed twenty to steady his drinking arm first.
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Monkeys Fist replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
Bowyer is out, Wise is in. -
You can’t sport in a pair of Farah’s and a pink jumper.
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Monkeys Fist replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there. -
I’m sorry, did I spoil your walk? Golf is as much a sport as knitting
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They fucking would if they thought they could make a profit out of it.
