Monkeys Fist

He’s probably worried announcing another Christmas lockdown will make him look bad… … who wants to tell him?

Yis, he his.

Competitive Dad?

“Blurt like a toothless hippo” didn’t really scan.

Now I see why your Mam was one of 14…

MYP.

Gutted Rabbit.

Welly top.

I’m not sure what you’re getting at here but my mind is RACEing with possibilities.

Given your current domicile… THIT’S CHOICE! Cheers

Speaking of happy Christmases, has anyone got a link to a decent family quiz- we have 83yr old women to 11yr old boys, with a Sheldon Cooper or two and everything else in between, so a varied range of topics and difficulty. Get cracking please, because I can’t be arsed

I’m not surprised he’s a bit unsettled with Jason Voorhees hiding in the decorations

Cheers man. 👍 That’s the consensus I settled on after a bit of further digging.

I must confess to being very confused with the initial article which mentioned Crook Town and then said they were playing sunderland. “ Eh, same place isn’t it?”

Anyone help me clarify something. Fist Jnr. had a positive PCR result on 26/10/21 and did 10 days self isolation following it. He’s just had a message from his Scout group saying that one of them who was at the Laserquest meeting had tested positive. The latest info I can find is that, since FJ is within 90 days of a positive result, he doesn’t need to test or isolate, since he’ll have immunity. Am I wishful thinking here, or is that correct?

BYP

Just got in from graft. How many did we win by, then?

It’s a Nervous Sheikdown!

“ I want the stair handrail sanded and painted…” ” But it’s the week before Christmas, love!” ” Yes, and your parents are visiting- I want everything perfect.” *mutters “ Bloody hell Rayvin, other husbands just get pissed.”

It already is. Merry Christmas

Isn’t that incitement to violence or something? Seems he’s farted in his trousers and followed through here, mind.

Another manifestation of Mrs. F’s utter Christmas insanity is that we are, as a family, wiping our arses with the Snowman.… … as we do every year, because she’s a few slices short of a loaf. I’m not kidding either- she was frantic in November that she wouldn’t be able to get any in due to shortages.

FYP