Monkeys Fist

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59154221 This is fucking shameful, mind. The bloke was caught dipping his hand in the biscuit jar, but we can’t have the elite being punished, can we? “The government ordered its own MPs to vote for the amendment”

"There's been stigma behind us, where if you're not clever, you become a hairdresser and it's seen to be one of those down graded jobs," she said. She’s not doing herself any favours, is she?

He should take the heaps of non-EU salt in this post and hoy it on tonight’s dinner, with a bit pepper.

Can someone call Bruce and tell him they’re taking on drivers at Asda.

From what I can gather, he’s basically been running the whole shitshow on his tod under Ashley , so will be the only bloke (currently) at the club with experience of the non-playing side, as fucking laughable as that is. I’d imagine once they have a DoF appointed the hamster will be “called to the embassy”.

If that happened, I’d imagine Eddie would be too.

MLF’d YP

Is that the takeover that we had a massive say in, or am I thinking of another one?

It’s absolutely batshit insane.

Isn’t he also a platinum-selling Country singer?

They apparently believe that the very much dead Kennedy Jnr. is their great guru, Q, and will reveal himself where his dad got his head turned to Shippams sandwich spread. I haven’t made a word of that up

Not since they got sacked for no vaccine?

I’m sure there’s a protocol for that too, though.

Qanon nutters gathered in Dealey Plaza today, awaiting the “return” of JFK Jr..… Not the dead President- no,no, his son, the one that died in a plane crash a few years ago.

Shelvey having to practice how to run…

That’s an unusual lapse in judgement for such a historically classy club…

“Spacka daft”

The days must fly by.

Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.

I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.

@Christmas Tree Christmas dinner sorted for you.

Nurse!

Ok Stephen Hawking, explain TOT.