Monkeys Fist

Correct me if I’m wrong, which I probably am, but my understanding is that Tesla have ditched it citing “environmental concerns” - those being that it’s an electronic currency. 1. Most actual currencies are now 95+% electronic- how many people are buying Tesla’s with cash? 2. Tesla is a company selling … electric cars. 3. How eco-friendly are the rocket fuels SpaceX uses?

Professional suck-sluts should start one called BitchCoin.

Mais oui.

Does the local suck-slut accept it?

Must’ve been tough as a kid to realise one of your local heroes married a munter.

Did blit lead to blart or was it the other way round? The mysteries of minge slang etymology…

The pun potential for this minge-shaped monstrosity is huge. “They got battered” ” It’s wide open, Jeff” ” It’s very tight at the moment, we need a shot to open things up” ”It looks like giant piss flaps, Alan”

The Reynolds in Darlo- magnificent. The Ghazi in Kabul- really popular, people were dying to get in. Grounsell Park- class

So does Chris Waddle.

You can tell us when you’re next home.

Play them Watermelon Man, they’ll go fucking bonkers.

I like to drive around late-night Paris in 1960, smoking tabs, in an open top MG with a guitar case strapped on the boot, as I listen to this Whilst rattling Charlotte Rampling, probably.

When did John Terry play for the Spartans

Aye, the suck-slut doesn’t specify whether they’re sword or sheath, do they. 🤔

Where is it you live again, Trophyshy?

Even money on J.M.Hendrix.

Fingers like pig’s tits. I feel your pain, brother

Hendrix was your Dad? This getting taller by the minute

Did Hortensia Fiennes-Rattlebacke tell you this at the last coffee morning of the Cotswold NIMBY Association ?

Good god, can you imagine what the little bitch would be like on coke.

Double Pfizer, with a free shot of Rich Energy Tramp’s Piss for those who currently have the virus and have subsequently lost their taste. ( aye, both shots were Pfizer).

I was chatting with an old mate from my snowboarding days today, we were talking about the albums that soundtracked our seasons, and this track was on one of them. Haven’t heard it in ages, but it holds up well for 1993 jazz-rap fusion

He works for the fucking Torygraph, they’re probably feeding him his lines.

Laters, lol!