Monkeys Fist

I’m disgusted with myself that I actually read all of that

There’s that cruise ship bint again…

The cruise ship bint in the window

That’s uncanny

who’s had her blart removed.

Mmmm, schmecken schmecken.

Everyone- “ How shit is he?” Tom - “ Too shit for God “

There’s an article here about an impromptu gig in Jersey in December 1975. https://www.ledzeppelin.com/event/december-16-1975

(Also, when was Guernsey ever a lads holiday destination? )

I didn’t even click the link, just SCANNED it and went for the laugh. Some you win…

I went to school with a lad who looked exactly like the drummer, at age 16 By “exactly”, I mean I’m not wholly convinced this isn’t him.

This is like when the Twatterati all became lip-readers a while back in their search for things to be outraged about, so the players and coaches now put their hand over their mouth when speaking during the match. I can see scanning going the same way, with players putting their hands over their eyes…

Fingers crossed everything turns out well mate. I’ll echo what Gemmill said about using here as somewhere to vent.

I’ve pitched a “Super Sat’da” competitive giant leek growing league to Sky , with teams made up of the various different allotment associations in Eshinton and Bairdlintin. They told me never to contact them again.

Id give it to him purely because of the comedy potential of his first name.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68513071 What are the chances this lad had three juggles on the back seat, a gallowah in the caravan, and box of jakeys screaming blue murder on the roof?

“ I say, Jeeves- where is Mama, it’s been nearly 5 minutes and I miss her ever so…” ” I’m afraid, Master Meenzer, that Ma’am is currently engaged in the netty, laying a cuddie’s leg.” ” Oh bother!!”

“ Papa, we have dropped our kets on the croquet lawn- can you fetch Jeeves to clean them up?”

You playing as the male or female version? The female version is much better.

You ever try Tudor Pickled Onion?? Much like HMHM’s mate’s Mrs giving him a blowy, it’s a once and never again experience.

Same taste tbh.

So another thing they shared with her contemporaries, Erasmus, Garfield and Micky Peanuts ?