Monkeys Fist

They both wear dresses, so…

They actually want Colin Wanker.

Are you Derren Brown?

Ken? That would be something Players-“What shape are we playing boss?” Ken- ” Fuggen Shiraz, cunts”

Until he fucks off, then it’ll cost you £8mil.

I like his face.

Sorry, my connection is 20 years slow.

Looked lively to me… well, alive, which is always a bonus.

FYP

Yeah, I much preferred Bruce’s sculpted jawline.

Best buddies tbh. Was always going to happen- he fucking loves me and goes batshit whenever I come home. I usually piss myself and start chewing the furniture.

Alreet pal?

He’s daft as a brush

I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him.

If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc.

I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like.

The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting

This one?

Who?

Tbf I’d rather watch us win 4-3 than 1-0.

“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal

No one going to mention the massive zit on his fivehead?