Monkeys Fist

His dags will be red raw when he gets home after that.

They both wear dresses, so…

They actually want Colin Wanker.

Are you Derren Brown?

Ken? That would be something Players-“What shape are we playing boss?” Ken- ” Fuggen Shiraz, cunts”

Until he fucks off, then it’ll cost you £8mil.

I like his face.

Sorry, my connection is 20 years slow.

Looked lively to me… well, alive, which is always a bonus.

FYP

Yeah, I much preferred Bruce’s sculpted jawline.

Best buddies tbh. Was always going to happen- he fucking loves me and goes batshit whenever I come home. I usually piss myself and start chewing the furniture.

Alreet pal?

He’s daft as a brush

I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him.

If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc.

I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like.

The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting

This one?

Who?

Tbf I’d rather watch us win 4-3 than 1-0.

“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal