Monkeys Fist

Ladies, ladies, can we all just take a few pills and slaver over our chest?

It was your wedding, wasn’t it?

Looks like he’s eaten Kim Jong Un.

Brucey- “ Ahhh, well lads, we’re going out for a team meal tonight- Lau’s Buffet King! All you can eat Rinky-dinks… go easy on the lagers but, training is cancelled the morrow.”

Fish whipping it out all over the shop.

When I was offshore one trip I got an abscess in the roof of my mouth- felt like a fucking golf ball and was agonising. My options were to get medi-vacced off ( which would have been a black mark against future work) or keep schtum and grin and bear it. One of the lads gave me a painkiller called Naproxen, which was fucking incredible. Within half an hour I was right as rain, having been fucking zombied by the pain until then. So, get some Naproxen down you. Edit; Once I was drugged up, I “sterilised” a sewing needle and did a bit of Bob Mortimer self-dentistry on the abscess. There is not enough mouthwash in the universe to wash away the taste after I’d drained it

It says “knobjockey” on his Linkdin page.

Hitzfeld being interviewed for DoF role according to this. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/nov/10/hitzfeld-to-Newcastle

Women eh?

Aye, lovely pair of personalities.

I’d like to see her Buckfast.

Whereas our previous incumbent stayed in Cheshire. Loved the club though.

They should start a chant… “Woo-ooah Bill Gregg’s burning a bit. “ or something. ( There’s nothing quite like the sound of 25 fans singing their heart out).

Setting the division alight?

LED. Let’s Eat Doughnuts.

This is a bit mental. Aminata Diallo: Paris St-Germain player arrested as part of investigation into attack on team-mates https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59236410

He fucked it off and went metecting.

Fucks sake, I nearly spat my chia seed and pomegranate salad out- he’s from Blyth.

Thin Fucking Ice.

The truth is we had absolutely fuck-all say in it, just like we’ve fuck-all say in the way Ashley ran us in to the ground. Blaming fans is utterly misguided, blame the fuckers who Ok’d the deal, because they’re the ones who had the power to stop it, but didn’t.