Monkeys Fist

Aye, it’s where Stephenson built the Locomotion, Rocket and other engines, been here long before coppers even existed as a concept.

Took me way too long

Bod- “Nine points, what for?” Plod- “ Owning a Dacia”

What odds that this “former first-team figure” has sheet-metal-working in his family background

What did the Irish do to you like, you monster?

Aye, it’s a fucking nightmare, and for no good reason that I can discern.

You didn’t try to turn right after the Tyne Bridge, did you?

I thought it was the gadgie selling it.

* opens business selling glass covfefe tables in the Home Counties.

Looks like Georgie has a massive deformed hand/trotter here. Unless that’s ewerk’s Da feeding him

I don’t mate- lived in the Ardeche Gorge, climbed in the Verdon, took a lass for a mucky weekend to the Gorges du Tarn. Did you stay in Poncebos?

I’d imagine being shat on by a vulture would ruin your day.

Grizzly fucking Addams here

Do you want ti bet he doesn’t?

Some achievement that, how does he hold the controller with hooves?

‘ the fuck did I do, guys?

Lads, this is getting way too close to RTG thread level. It’s a PC game the bloke was playing- He chose to play as us- I understand the lads saying it shows how far we’ve fallen under the Fat Cunt, but there’s other things to get riled about.

Unlucky fucker, eh?

Needs a few lessons from Slugger Prescott..…

If only he’d left some kind of warning

Whisky in the milk 😉

More than Mayweather or the other fuckwit did.

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