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  1. Monkeys Fist
    My feet are fucked up. They’re almost as wide as they are long- proper Hobbit jobs. Since you’re asking, here… enjoy your dinner. Monkey version…
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    Sewpa Fan
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    Although, maybe not in your case.
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    What about 10-man Accrington equalising at the death, eh?
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    Having been behind for nearly 90 minutes, 10-man Ackers get an equaliser. 201 League One games, and counting.
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    Come on!
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    Accrington Stanley fans when they hear who their opponents are today…
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    About as much guff.
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    They’re my work boots- comfortable AF and waterproof.
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    Just for context, in that bottom clip the ash cloud looks roughly the same size as the Queensland peninsula, which means it’d cover most of England and Wales, at least.
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    There’s been a fucking huge undersea volcanic eruption near Tonga, which was caught on satellite https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60007119 Apparently audible in NZ, so I guess this’ll have woken @Andrew and @Kitman and any Hobbitses I’ve forgotten?
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    An older chap offered to take a snap of me and the family when we went to Northumberlandia last Sunday to walk off the food coma. The results were less than spectacular
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    Just read the BBC bit about the game, nothing remotely interesting in it until the bottom- they’re still paying a wage to Mark “ Face Like A Prolapsed Fanny” Lawrenson for his predictions. Droopy reckons we’ll win 2-1, so, get the Vaseline ready lads, it’ll make the bumming easier.
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    That audience would give Persil a run for its money.
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    See CT for a loan of his jacket.
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    Bob Kerr is 95% alcohol- he’s practically immortal.
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    “ You Don’t Have To Be A Soulless Cunt To Work Here… … BUT IT HELPS!!!”
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    ( just for those of you with auto play switched on )
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    It’s been at least 23 minutes since anyone there mentioned their FA Cup win in 1798, so they’ve given the Freedom of the Village to the surviving team members. I’m sure they’re all delighted Sunderland 1798 FA Cup winners given freedom of the city https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-59994996
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    They should meet for a pint in the Labour Club and sort out their differences.
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    Just looked her up as I genuinely didn’t have a scooby as to who she is… … fuck me, she likes her dinners since retiring
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Have you nicked John Carver’s secret game-plan notes?
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