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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Don’t be daft- he bought ten.
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CT- “One Meatballs meal with pineapple please.” IKEA-ette-
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You’re half Swedish, do you get a discount?
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Someone’s not quite ready to come out of the pineapple closet, are they?
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I bet they don’t.
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WHERE’S MILTON FUCKEN NUNEZ?????
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Ahh, the Magic of The Cup! An easy 0-5 result for us, thanks to a three-pronged attack from Wilson and Gordon. 4 from Sven Adult Botman, the final screamer from the ghost of Ronnie fucking Radford. Haaland to go out injured for three years after slipping on the jizz PaddockLad spat out on the centre spot.
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Should you ever feel like shining a UV light on that jacuzzi, I wouldn’t bother.
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Nice to see you’ve got a dropped kerb so your driver can get his wheelchair up to the front door to carry your bags in for you.
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Toby Young who’s mates didn’t turn up for his stag do. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend/
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Is that the Rod Liddle that punched his pregnant girlfriend in the face, or the one who wrote that looking at child porn shouldn’t be a crime?
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People are struggling to heat their homes (if they have one), buy sufficient food, pay their bills, etc etc. What are the govt doing? Worrying that a few foreign uni students might be getting a cheap visa. https://amp.theguardian.com/education/2024/mar/12/overseas-students-undermining-uk-higher-education-warns-cleverly
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He’s good mates with Odgers Berndsten apparently …
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If the mountain won’t come to Mohammad…
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It’s always puzzled me about Boro- you’d think they’d be more bothered about their local rivals, Leeds.
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Nice one Fish and Mrs ! Send me your first draft of your Father of the Bride’s speech and I’ll help you get it down to less than 10 pages mate. Also, if you haven’t picked a name yet, this might help.
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Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC
Monkeys Fist replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
“Honk honk (in Brazilian)”